I got assualted in Tesco!

superscaper

IvanOpinion wrote: »

Have the melons been released from the shackles of the banana republic yet?

Ivan

Yes, and orange ya glad they have been.

ajaxgeezer

vikingaero wrote: »

I'm hoping to be assaulted in Tesco.......................


........... by a 36DD brunette ...................

.......and arrested by two similarly proportioned WPCs with handcuffs, no doubt?

dmg24 wrote: »

Cheeky s*d ...

Is this thread still going on?

... oh I really really hope so

Happychappy

Happychappy wrote: »

I feel a public injustice has been done in this case and it is time we stood up to the multi nationals, I have been in negotiations with a major fashion house Dolce & Banana to raise a fighting fund. If there is enough interest we shall go into full production next week and shall first show on the catwalks in Paris by Christmas.

Dolce & Banana Xmas Catalogue

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codger

If anyone is able to prove they have legal ownership of this thread, please contact me.

I would like to buy the film rights.







And not for peanuts, either.

Poppy9

superscaper wrote: »

Yes, and orange ya glad they have been.

but only after a-peeling was their conviciton squashed!

superscaper

Poppy9 wrote: »

but only after a-peeling was their conviciton squashed!

And they've now found a new zest for life.

asharon

I did receive a PM, possibly another incident involving the OP...

"I was recently in my local Tescos and wanted to buy a Melon. That was the easy part. However the one I wanted because it looked sooo nice from one angle had a small dent in which was totally unacceptable in my opinion. I know everyone on this board will back me up and would have done the same. So I did what any person would do and went off to get a knife, which I unwrapped, but only because I felt it was my right to do so and cut out a slice of the melon. I then found another melon around the same size and cut out a piece a little bit bigger but not to steal it, more because it would then wedge in nicely and not fall out so easily.

BUT !!!!!! When I got to the till the Manager was called ?????? I was called a thief ?!?!?!?!?!?!

I was then told to F*** off (in reality asked to leave but I won't post that as it detracts from my case). I was manhandled and feel really abused (I had a hand put on my shoulder but it felt really abusive).

How many millions of pounds can I get ?????"


Oh go live in America.

Poppy9

superscaper wrote: »

And they've now found a new zest for life.

stop sp(r)outing rubbarb!!

IvanOpinion

superscaper wrote: »

Yes, and orange ya glad they have been.

is that not a bit pithy :whistle:

ivan

codger

This thread's on the skids now.