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I got assualted in Tesco!

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  • Bamber19
    Bamber19 Posts: 2,264 Forumite
    hollydays wrote: »
    well,let me put it another way-the person who arrests them has to believe they have commited a criminal offence before they arrest them-happy now?

    You have appeased this pedant's pedantry.
    Bought, not Brought
  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    Well the OP has been online tonight and not updated us ... I think that is quite rude! x
    Gone ... or have I?
  • superscaper
    superscaper Posts: 13,369 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    Well the OP has been online tonight and not updated us ... I think that is quite rude! x

    Possibly even criminal. I shall report it to the police immediately. Under the freedom of information act maybe.
    "She is quite the oddball. Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX-81?"
    Moss
  • anewman
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    rambo1987 wrote: »
    if i was assualted by a 36dd brunette or was blocked in the way of 2 women security guards, i would fucc them hard. fucc them really hard :grouphug:

    I get the feeling you're a virgin then :rotfl:
  • puddings_2
    puddings_2 Posts: 1,889 Forumite
    I dont see why you took the banana out of the bag before you bought it.
    There are other things about your story that dont add up too.
    I think I can smell something (and it's not over-ripe bananas)
  • chipmunk
    chipmunk Posts: 529 Forumite
    puddings wrote: »
    I dont see why you took the banana out of the bag before you bought it.

    The bananas were being sold by weight, not per bag so the OP took the bad banana out because they did not want to pay for something they would just throw away which I think is quite reasonable. He just went about it the wrong way :rolleyes: - he (or she) should have taken it to the checkout and asked the cashier to remove the bad one before she weighed it. I'm sure they would have done this for him.
  • vikingaero
    vikingaero Posts: 10,920 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    You called?! ;)

    Anyone but you! :eek:

    You're too scary! :p:D
    The man without a signature.
  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    vikingaero wrote: »
    Anyone but you! :eek:

    You're too scary! :p:D

    He he ... I'm a little softie in real life ... ;)
    Gone ... or have I?
  • chipmunk wrote: »
    The bananas were being sold by weight, not per bag so the OP took the bad banana out because they did not want to pay for something they would just throw away which I think is quite reasonable. He just went about it the wrong way :rolleyes: - he (or she) should have taken it to the checkout and asked the cashier to remove the bad one before she weighed it. I'm sure they would have done this for him.

    Or you could argue that it was the bag that was being sold as a single item, with the price being determined at the checkout, by the weight :confused:
    Warning ..... I'm a peri-menopausal axe-wielding maniac ;)
  • A staff member, who would best be described as off oriental origin

    "Best be described as oriental"? What would be the worst way you would describe this person, debtdestroyer?

    Why is their race in any way relevant to the story?
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