The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

Nargleblast

Now there's posh!

pollyanna_26

Step away from the duck Mardatha !!!!
Lay your trail of breadcrumbs elsewhere . BTW has work started yet on the Gingerbread facade of the wee hoose?
I hope you feel a lot better soon if only because you are wearing me out .x
Lyn I'm laying the blame at your door . Stop tempting the poor wee soul . Maybe we need to deal with you instead . Where's Hester and her gags and restraints when we need her?
Well done to Mrs Bouquet on her devious holiday planning . I have those bags but as I'm following the ways of Ever so 'umble Monna I wouldn't like to brag .
Is it nearly bedtime yet ?
polly

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Golly!!! am I on the wanted list? if so it's a lifetime first I'm normally on the banned list!!! Besides which if Mar is only laying crumbs for the ducks that's fairly innocuous it's when she starts building gingerbread houses in the woods and laying breadcrumb trails for other things that we ALL need to worry!

Nargleblast

Especially if the wild haggises pick up the scent of those breadcrumbs......

monnagran

I have a bag for potatoes labelled POTATOES. Also have a bag for onions labelled ONIONS.

Therefore I am POSH. And don't any of you forget it.

[Deleted User]

I have potatoes and I have onions but I only have a sack.....failed again!!!

nannywindow

What no crocodile steaks nor ducks left ! I was so looking forward to BBQ crocodile steaks with an Asian rub. Oooh er, do you think Hester would have any ? Can't even have a Duck a l'orange either, so whats left in the freezer ? Got potatoes in a bag, will travel :rotfl:.

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Many boxes of very cold green croaking amphibious creatures with webbed feet and they're really NOT HAPPY!!!!!in fact they're so cross its fair to say they're MAD!!!

pollyanna_26

Monna you forgot to add ever so 'umble to your posh post .
Lyn You are indeed on the list ( this is beginning to sound like Dad's Army - don't tell him your name Pike! )
I clearly recall her going in search of a duck with a handful of breadcrumbs a few pages ago and me mentioning Hansel and Gretel and gingerbread .
Of all the threads in all the world how did I end up here?
Meanwhile the pigeon so kindly sent my way has not yet arrived . I understand Australia is a long way away but I am monitoring the situation .Worry not Softstuff that wee wummin wont get within sniffing distance .
On other matters has anyone noticed WCS , Chickens or McC on the threads? Still many awol . Maybe they're afraid Mar will get the roasting tin out .
polly

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We have a fishie??? and pray tell just what IS this little Pikes name???

I hope can swim very fast 'cos crocodiles are very partial to pikses and I forgot to mention that this crocodile has an alarm clock and is ticking!