The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

Shropshirelass

Mar/Ming please remove that nasty Evil Eye so we can get the Fence going again. We had thunder and lightning last night to add to the disruption!

MingVase

Oh that's right- blame me! Peaceful harmless wee vase, sat here minding my own business and I get blamed for everything!!

monnagran

MingVase said:

Oh that's right- blame me! Peaceful harmless wee vase, sat here minding my own business and I get blamed for everything!!

We all have a mission in this life and if yours is to shoulder the blame for everything that goes wrong...........well........what can I say?

MingVase

Some people have no shame. Apart from me I mean. Some other people.

greenbee

MingVase said:

Oh that's right- blame me! Peaceful harmless wee vase, sat here minding my own business and I get blamed for everything!!

That face in your avatar is not peaceful or harmless. But now we know you're being controlled by one of the master race of cats, everything makes a lot more sense. 

MingVase

pollyanna_26

greenbee said:

MingVase said:

Oh that's right- blame me! Peaceful harmless wee vase, sat here minding my own business and I get blamed for everything!!

That face in your avatar is not peaceful or harmless. But now we know you're being controlled by one of the master race of cats, everything makes a lot more sense. 

I think you're right greenbee. When Mar posted a picture of her new storage stand next to the recliner. Beeglie had taken up residence in the top section with a stay away from me glare. I did warn her they take over the world but she was too busy plotting.

I think it was around that time she visited the poison garden so was very excited planning her latest "Hobby". That cat looked very familiar a dead ringer for one in a James Bond film. I'm not blaming you Beeglie it isn't your fault how your devoted owner has raised you.

Thunder and lightning here  Sat night SL  and heavy rain. The joints do not like it and neither do I, too many sleepless night.

Thank you monna  for challenging the Ming. Also Greenbee the neither peaceful or harmless aspect of the Avatar.

Imagine coming to the Fence as a newbie having heard it's nice, friendly and chatty and being faced with the Avatar and The Mighty Ming.

I'm going to try one more attempt to read myself to sleep, it's too early to get up . Hope you're all in the land of dreams , I'll try  to catch up later today.

pollyx

ETA I'll consider the dreaded Nursie when I've had a lot more sleep,I'm pretty sure the young student SS convinced/bribed to escort the dreaded one back to the UK was heading in your direction monna. she may have done a house move or two with you and is still among "The Stuff" you haven't yet explored  at your home. Mind you she wasn't noted for quietness so perhaps he delivered her elsewhere or did a runner.

Maybe he accidently took her up North and she stole dear , sweet ...cough... Mardathas' identity.The recent behaviour does sound very like Nursie and I think we should ignore totally any Nursie type posts.

GQ Hasn't confirmed N is back vwith Henri du Vac so best err on the side of caution.   

pollyanna_26

KALE KALE KALE In abundance.Does anyone know where the colours are? Especially the dark green. Nowt like lots of green things plus other veg for variety to silence a noisy vessel whether occupied or not. Do villains in vases need loo breaks? If they did they'd need to emerge from the vase so we could send veg based gifts to the evil one cunningly disguised as sweeties, etc or we could go the whole hog and visit Alnwick.

Whatever the plan a certain someone would be spending a lot of time in the loo which would allow time for some plotting.I know she loathes Celery so although we'd have to disguise the smell and taste heavily and mix some jelly babies in, it may be a secret weapon.against the random characters we've been subjected to lately.

I feel quite nostalgic thinking of the sweet , wee wummin living up a hill in Scotland , not quite Hannah Hauxwell but watching out for the arrival of the Wee Sheepies at lambing time. Was that welcoming  the little lambs or was she taken over at some point by the dark side?

I wish you'd kept the picture of your coal box in the snow  as your Avatar. We don't see heavy snow often so I really liked that .

pollyx

MingVase

O gawd now she wants me to change my avatar again.. I'm getting so dizzy I might fall off the Fence!! Then I'd break into bits and you'd all be devastated!!

The coalhouse pic is a png and it doesn't work on here. I don't know how to change it.

pollyanna_26

MingVase said:

O gawd now she wants me to change my avatar again.. I'm getting so dizzy I might fall off the Fence!! Then I'd break into bits and you'd all be devastated!!

The coalhouse pic is a png and it doesn't work on here. I don't know how to change it.

Would you like a wee push to help you on your way? I don't devastaste easily not when it involves someone out to get me.

Don't worry about the coalhouse , I can still picture it, the old ever so inconvenient memory you know, it's surprising how often it comes in handy.

pollyx