Do You Trust Your Other Half?

Brightonsbest_2

DavidF wrote: »

Having read this from op's view point I have just pinned a child tracker to my OH...she did struggle and scream but I have insisted it is for the best as she can't help herself as more than 9 out of 10 women cheat and I just cant have it. I have also installed monitoring apps on her mobile so all texts come to me weather she sends or receives them. Finally I have installed a netnanny type software at router level to make sure she doesn't succumb to anything untoward online. I will drop her off at work and pick her up at finishing time ....I do feel a bit better now but oh is moaning about trust and whatnot but I have insisted that this is just her trying to find a way of cheating.
We were happy for 10years or so until this morning when I implemented the new regime....im sure she will come round in the end.

Thanks for sharing your jokes.

Very funny.

Trust me friend, when a cheat cheats the deception is mind blowing.

Your choice.

Out,_Vile_Jelly

Brightonsbest wrote: »

Your choice.

I've chosen to ignore this nonsense and go and look at pictures of fitties and cute cats on the internet.

Pollycat

Brightonsbest wrote: »

Thanks for sharing

Re your cooment about your wife and Johhn D and cheat with him. Has the though ever crossed your mind that there are many people that look like others and with a few drinks down ones neck, the lookalike could score? IMO, even thinking about something like that is not good, but if you are happy with that, your choice

Btw, I'm not saying check the mobile every day, but every few months or when you suspect.

Your choice and no offence intended - ATB

Jeez!
The OP is even more paranoid than I thought. :eek:

Brightonsbest wrote: »

Thanks for sharing your jokes.

Very funny.

Trust me friend, when a cheat cheats the deception is mind blowing.

Your choice.

I thought it very funny.

Why do you keep saying 'trust me....'.
Why should anybody trust what you are posting?

You are insisting the Daily Mail is a 'very respectable media source' - which blows any credibility you might have had right out of the water. :rotfl:

Not to mention all the 'facts' you keep posting.

Brightonsbest_2

Grow up and get a job

Top_Girl

I can't imagine why anyone would cheat on Brightonsbest.


He seems like such a well-balanced, fair-minded dream of a boyfriend.

Pollycat

Brightonsbest wrote: »

Grow up and get a job

My OH won't let me get a job - he's paranoid that I'm going to cheat on him. :whistle:

He thinks that instead of being on the shop floor working, I'll be on my back having a good servicing.

gonzo127

DavidF wrote: »

Im on it now. Go-pro on her work attire. I shall review the situation to see if I am going to have to insist her workplace let me install my own cctv....I wonder if she could work from home...hmmm.

i believe this is the way to go, but just to make sure, i think you need to pop to B&Q and pick up some nice strong chains, and some concrete, then you can concrete the chain to the floor, and chain her up in the house, with just enough length so she can get to the toilet, kitchen and living room, but not enough that she can get to a window or the door, because she could always get the people she is cheating on you with to come around to the house whilst you are out at work, but if she cant get to the door or window they wont be able to get in :beer::rotfl:

Madbags

bugslet wrote: »

I suspect that falls into fantasy realms, if it was actually likely to happen, madbags would run a mile the other way.:rotfl:

Haha more than a mile I assure you. I can just about handle one of her!

Brightonsbest_2

Pollycat wrote: »

My OH won't let me get a job - he's paranoid that I'm going to cheat on him. :whistle:

He thinks that instead of being on the shop floor working, I'll be on my back having a good servicing.

If you think that is funny, then you are very sick in the head.

svain

Fair play to the OP .... This is trolling of the highest level