The NSD 'Shiver Me Timbers' October Pirate Party on the SS 'Swobzedex' Challenge!

slowlyfading

NSD 5 for me today

Seaotter

NSD1 for me last Sunday. Nothing since

Aphidgirl

I avoided all the shops yesterday so thats NSD 2

marmiterulesok

Hi everyone! :wave:

Sorry for my absence yesterday.Mrs Doyle sent me back in the tardis to get more teabags (she felt that the 15 643 tea bags remaining was just not enough to ensure peace of mind),and I was trapped for ages by Inspector Swindle of The Yard,seeing as neighbours had complained of wanton local vandalism by,you've guessed it,the voles. :mad:
Luckily I happened to have on my person one large passion fruit and pilchard cheesecake (thanks Igor!) and a bottle of that excellent Olde Fartinge Pirate Rum,so it turned into quite a party,as you can imagine.
I also managed to take a few incriminating photos of the Inspector singing karaoke in a tiny pair of lederhosen,a very manly chest wig (thanks again Igor!) and one of Hubert's wigs.Excellent blackmail material.
The voles have been let off with a warning,and Inspector Swindle and 'the boys' have invited themselves to our 'end of the month' party! :eek:

Update later on today.I promise!

Gem-gem

NSD no 8
over half way towards my target

Nargleblast

Right, that's it! Those voles have got to go! Whose idiotic idea was it to leave some of them behind at Ennessdee Towers???? I suppose they were having their usual wild parties with booze, wacky baccy, and wild women having tattoos and bikini waxes on the kitchen table? Mrs Doyle is incandescent with rage and will never roll out pastry on that table again......

Thank goodness the rest of us are living the civilised pirate life on the good ship Swobzedex!

Nargleblast

Which reminds me.......Chief medical officer Mrs Doyle has asked for all the new recruits to have a full pirate medical. Line up there, all of you....First the eyesight test....now, put one hand over one eye and read the letters off the chart.....R. R. R. R.......

marmiterulesok

Well done Knit Witch and Gem-gem,both at #8!:j:j

Knit Witch also has an impressive 8 in a row!

MIB also has grabbed her target of 3 in a row! :j:j

Seaotter,now we don't want to see a trembling lip....you've got plenty of time to catch those remaining 7 nsds: we have 22 days left,so I've you jump on and subdue an nsd once every three days: you're made!

Aphidgirl I hope that the move went smoothly!

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I tot I saw a puddy cat......oh no it's a lion :eek: move over knitwitch let me back in that crows nest must be the safest place on the jolly rodger. Igor you have a lot to answer for I had a nice shiny NSD to add to the pirate cauldron and your little pet ate it. Everyone you will just have to take my word for it NSD #4 :)
Mrs Doyle a cup of tea if you please. My best pirating duds are in tatters after running the gauntlet through that kitten. Just as well I left the Jimmy Chews (get it ) in my cabin. Yes I have been upgraded to a cabin tis a little infested with voles at the moment but I've called pest control

Tiddles is not fully grown yet. :eek:

He's really a big softie,who likes to have his tummy rubbed and snacking on shark steaks! :cool:

DWhite wrote: »

NSD number 7 for me today! very pleased even if it is mostly due to not having a choice.

That certainly is a motivation. :money:

Knit_Witch wrote: »

Well I was supposed to be out tonight but it was canceled, this means I clocked up two more NSDs (yesterday and today) taking me to 7 and 7 in a row (hmm and I could have done with the alcohol to cope with slepping in the crow's est with Helga and her voles!)

Drinks please Igor!
Knit Witch and I will have our usual large Fuzzy Navel please.

slowlyfading

NSD 6 for me today