The NSD 'Shiver Me Timbers' October Pirate Party on the SS 'Swobzedex' Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

There, there scotmum, you won't have to suffer the crow's nest again, we have a different job for you for the next few days - heads cleaning duty! As there are about 30 of us altogether and only one lavatorial facility, we need a very special person to keep it all nice and sanitary-like. And of course to make sure there is an ample supply of toilet rolls. You will be issued with your own special mop and bucket, nice uniform (fluorescent green tabard with skull and crossbones on it) and your very own "cleaning in progress" sign, how cool is that?

Very thoughtful Nargle.

Furthermore,it occurs to me that scotmum maybe shouldn't have rum rations for the next few days....
I'll take care of that.
Here scotmum have another valium tablet.

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

No more crows nest ...No more crows nest. A bad dream you say marmite hmm I may have had some of those pilchard cocktails but even that can't wipe away the memories. I am a perfectly good navigator I'll have you know miss nargle. it's the ship that's going the wrong way
No NSD for me today Must do better tomorrow

Never mind scotmum,you'll be so busy on toilet duty tomorrow that you won't have time to spend. :j

No,don't thank me...it was Nargle's idea.

marmiterulesok

Oh and #3 for me today,no pennies spent.

scotmumof3

Nargleblast wrote: »

There, there scotmum, you won't have to suffer the crow's nest again, we have a different job for you for the next few days - heads cleaning duty! As there are about 30 of us altogether and only one lavatorial facility, we need a very special person to keep it all nice and sanitary-like. And of course to make sure there is an ample supply of toilet rolls. You will be issued with your own special mop and bucket, nice uniform (fluorescent green tabard with skull and crossbones on it) and your very own "cleaning in progress" sign, how cool is that?

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Very thoughtful Nargle.

Furthermore,it occurs to me that scotmum maybe shouldn't have rum rations for the next few days....
I'll take care of that.
Here scotmum have another valium tablet.

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Never mind scotmum,you'll be so busy on toilet duty tomorrow that you won't have time to spend. :j

No,don't thank me...it was Nargle's idea.

I sense a conspiracy here :eek: Hubert , Igor get out the plank we have our first 2 [STRIKE]victims[/STRIKE] volunteers to do a merry jig along it. No rum :eek: I can stand most things but not that. As for the loo anything is an improvement over sharing the crows nest with Hubert :rotfl:

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I sense a conspiracy here :eek: Hubert , Igor get out the plank we have our first 2 [STRIKE]victims[/STRIKE] volunteers to do a merry jig along it. No rum :eek: I can stand most things but not that. As for the loo anything is an improvement over sharing the crows nest with Hubert :rotfl:

I hang my head in shame.

I'm afraid I've already drunk your [STRIKE]gin[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] rum,but I've got a barrel of Olde Fartinge Pirate's Finest
Rum hidden away,if you'd like a tipple.It's got quite a kick on it! :rotfl:

Go on,you know you want to.

And next time Hubert needs a hand getting levered into his spanx,I'll help,promise.

Nargleblast

Merry jig? About time we had some dancing on the good old SS Swobzedex!

Igor! What is that bunch of piratey scurvy dogs over there, with the musical instruments? Give them all the Olde Fartinge Pirate Rum they want, we want music! Chef! The cheesy pineapples, if you please! Hubert! Do us a fine jig, will you, we could all do with a laugh!

And here we go, with the traditional Pirate Hornpipe...one two three kick! One two three hop! Igor, get the musicians to play faster, this is a pirate party, not a wake! Must say, they be dressed oddly for pirates....since when did fishnet stockings and stilettos become part of the pirate uniform? What did you say they called themselves, Igor?

marmiterulesok

Blinking Nora,who invited them?

The Tardis was missing this morning,briefly...... I smell a rat....or is it a vole?!!!!!

HELGA! Your voles have been up to their wicked tricks again.Of all the nerve,inviting The Goode Olde Boys here for a knees up.I'm black affronted,that I be.

I reckon we should get the voles to dance a jig on the plank!
So there! :mad:

Gem-gem

Had a spendy day today but used vouchers and special offers.

Bought a slow cooker ( from £30 down to £15 - going to get money back as it is a Xmas gift. Kilner jar 1/2 price - used a voucher.
Bought hubby a shirt - original price £80. Special offer £35. Had a £10 off voucher £25 ( put away for Xmas - money already saved).
Meal out with friend - used 30% off maim meal vouchers. TotL include drink and tip £12.
Chocolate in JL reduced from £3 down to 25p - bargain! Bought 8 bars.
Hair dye - on offer 2 for £11 ( plus save money on hair dressing bill).
Girlie bits ( on offer).
Only thing that wasn't on offer was dhg hair cream ( trying for 1st time similar price to other hair product.

DWhite

Quickly stopping by to say I bagged a NSD today - still no new bank card after losing my purse last week so learning to stretch as little money as possible as long as possible until the new card comes in the post. Also seriously tight on cash in the bank and actually enjoying seeing how little I can live on.
I'd join in the pirate chat but I don't really understand it 😳
Think my NSD total is now

• 6/15

Maybe_its_because

another NSD for us... taking our total so far to 4

We've never made it to this many NSDs so early in the month. Hope that promises good things for the rest of October. Going to try for another today so get my 3 in a row but the food cupboard has tumbleweed drifting across it. Will see what I can muster up for dinner. Otherwise I'll need to do a food shop tonight....

MIB x