The NSD 'Shiver Me Timbers' October Pirate Party on the SS 'Swobzedex' Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Ah yes,my leisurely morning swim with good pal Nargle,followed by a delicious pre lunch pilchard margharita.....hm,bliss.
This is the life!

scotmum stop gibbering and come and join us in the clear,fresh waters....sharing the bird's nest with Hubert is in the past....here have a cocktail 'slips some valium into drink'...there,there...it was all a bad dream...

In the background I can hear angry shouting in Swedish as Cheffie tries to wrestle away bags of broccoli and lettuce from the evil voles' clutches.Little does he know that they don't play by the rules.Oh yes,they've just gone for his ankles.

Hubert,please go and change your spanx.What do you mean you only brought one pair?!

LondonGirl252

Number 2 in the bank for yesterday please!


Will catch up on all the pirate news over lunch shortly!

marmiterulesok

Check it out shipmates,we have our first prizes winners!
Yes,step forward Knit Witch and Gem-gem and claim your lovely,super-dooper prize,yes,
a lovely,scrummy,vole infested!!!! :eek::eek: basket of fruit!

Look,they've eaten all the grapes..... :mad:

Sorry ladies!

'kicks Igor'

marmiterulesok

The front page has been updated and we have 48 nsds and 20 hardy shipmates,which (whips out abacus) means that we have an average of 2 point something nsds each!!!

As usual the cauldron is impatient for a snack or two,so any nsds captured today will be gobbled up with relish.

Nargleblast

Calm down, Cheffie, Tiddles was only trying to help chase the voles out of the galley, it was just a sad coincidence that he collided with you when you were carrying that huge pot of rum-braised shark stew.....we were all quite happy to make do with chocolate and cheesy nibbles, washed down with last year's beetroot Beaujolais! And Mrs Doyle has just the thing to get the stains out of your chef's whites. Make sure you're not wearing them though, take your skin off, that stuff will!

Ah, she has already been at you....and you were wearing them.....hence the red, angry patch on your chest...And the red, angry mush beneath the chef's hat......ooops!

Nargleblast

Igor, stop whinging. If you insist on wearing stinky sharkskin lederhosen then you should expect Tiddles to show an interest. Now go and get some decent trousers on, the sight of your shredded unmentionables is putting me off my mid-afternoon cocktails on the foredeck.

And go and ask chief navigator scotmum when we are likely to reach the island, will you? And this time make sure it's the right island, check that treasure map again!

marmiterulesok

I don' think scotmum should be navigating...she just said 'We turn left at the lights and carry on for 2 miles.'!

I think that she's been traumatised by her close proximity to Hubert and his [STRIKE]fetid[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] sweetsmelling breath.

Right,Knit Witch you're at the helm!

Igor,fetch a stretcher.We need to get scotmum to the sick bay asap!

scotmumof3

No more crows nest ...No more crows nest. A bad dream you say marmite hmm I may have had some of those pilchard cocktails but even that can't wipe away the memories. I am a perfectly good navigator I'll have you know miss nargle. it's the ship that's going the wrong way
No NSD for me today Must do better tomorrow

Nargleblast

There, there scotmum, you won't have to suffer the crow's nest again, we have a different job for you for the next few days - heads cleaning duty! As there are about 30 of us altogether and only one lavatorial facility, we need a very special person to keep it all nice and sanitary-like. And of course to make sure there is an ample supply of toilet rolls. You will be issued with your own special mop and bucket, nice uniform (fluorescent green tabard with skull and crossbones on it) and your very own "cleaning in progress" sign, how cool is that?

slowlyfading

NSD 3 for me today