The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Knit_Witch wrote: »

Not a problem, and there is lyrca knitted in as well :rotfl:

Whoo,that's a relief....

I've started on a crash diet...will one week of eating Igor's deluxe cabbage soup and organic dandelion tea make a difference?

Knit_Witch

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Whoo,that's a relief....

I've started on a crash diet...will one week of eating Igor's deluxe cabbage soup and organic dandelion tea make a difference?

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

You will bloat up like a bloaty thing on that! I tried it last year and ended up looking like a hot air balloon :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Nargleblast

It certainly will, marmite but I doubt the hotpants will fit you over the giant nappy you will be borrowing from Hubert.

Nargleblast

Ooh, knitwitch, these hot pants are gorgeous, but being a size 12 and these being a size 8, I can only just about fit one and a half buttocks in...but they'll be fine, honest....as long as I don't have to bend...or walk....or breathe....

Nargleblast

Mustn' t forget.....here'snumber 7 NSD for the Cauldron of Doom! Sure you can manage another one, Cauldron...go on go on go on.....just a little one......

Pollygarter

marmiterulesok wrote: »

I must speak to Knit Witch pronto.She was supposed to be knitting me a new pair of golden and purple hotpants to go with my Spongebob platforms...as a tribute to ABBA,of course.

I want this outfit so much!

Well the shops didn't get me today! I claim my NSD5 yes!

And also got the fab news from my ex that the finances are all stacking up with the bank for my house move. Can't wait. Smaller place, bit more rural, lovely garden. Log burner. Long way to The Shops. Veg patches. May I borrow that outfit to introduce myself to the new neighbours!.

Nargleblast

Scene: Pollygarter's new home. Pollygarter saunters down the main road dressed in purple and gold and silver lycra hotpants, Spongebob platforms....And nothing else.

One local turns to another and says "Well, there goes the neighbourhood!"

Hoipolloi

How'd all. Been away a few days so am popping in to say I've managed a further 2 NSD days, currently on 13 :beer:

Pollygarter

Nargle...hilarious! I'd better wear a Mrs Doyle style bra too (which I imagine to be an all encompassing elasticised strappy affair). Don't want them thinking the neighbourhood's gone south now!!

I remember once being heavily pregnant with son no 1 when I had to wear a large and comfortable affair with the regrettable name of "Doreen". I never did get why it was the fashion to give a bra a name but as all the previous bras I'd owned had been called things like vixen, midnight, Melissa etc, Doreen came as a stark warning of the realities to come!

cheexy

Declaring today as NSD 10/15