The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Don't forget the itching powder to go inside the costumes of all the other contestants......And Bert Scroggins promised us a batch of his famous unfadeable orange fake tan......And a few bottles of champagne for us when the stress gets oh too much to bear......

Yes,of course.'scribbles down in great haste'

itching powder(extra strong),50 bags of
orange fake tan,unfadeable,97 bottles of
10 crates of champagne,for personal use by Head Nobbling Committee
large bottle of gin,for personal use by marmite

So,who's paying for this?

scotmumof3

Declaring NSD #10 today. Not going out as I don't feel too bright today
Thanks marmite for the tip I am getting used to this now but I did prefer it the old way

Samiszel

NSD number 10 yesterday

Knit_Witch

GOLD and purple - blast I knitted you SILVER and purple hot pants! (reaches for the yarn and needles and frantically casts on again)

Oh and 15 lovely NSDs here - better increase my target to 20!!

marmiterulesok

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Yikes - next week! :mad:

I must speak to Knit Witch pronto.She was supposed to be knitting me a new pair of golden and purple hotpants to go with my Spongebob platforms...as a tribute to ABBA,of course.

Oh,and I had a 'to do' list...let me see....make a 'to do' list for the big night.....oh dearie me...right,to work,lassie!

Hair
Make up
Hoof extensions and false eyelashes and bouffant wig for Hubert.
Lucky Unmentionables
Clothes (Other)
Igor's chest wig
Snacks,meals and tea (go on!) for The Big Night
Tranquillizers/sedatives/drink
Extra large nappies and donkey spanx
Singing Exercises
Dancing lessons as Igor has two left feet....
The adoring,screaming fans .... what?
The bunting
A large sum of money to bribe the judges,or maybe just have a nice cake full of [STRIKE]cocaine[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE],oops,raisins.
Large portions of Igor's famed sprouts vindaloo curry and several gallons of Ye Olde Fartinge Bishope for the other contestants on The Big Day.
Am I forgetting anything?

Yes,how could I have forgotten copious tubes of Igor's Hesty Louder 'Youth Dewy Plumpy Rejuvenating Knee Serum' - oh boy.....Ok,calm down,calm down,I've phoned in an order and we should get it by Monday.
Oh jings,I don't need that kind of stress.Please don't tell Igor anyone....
Oh,Mrs Doyle,yes.I would love a cup of tea....

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Not going out as I don't feel too bright today

Hope you're feeling better now.Tea?

Samiszel wrote: »

NSD number 10 yesterday

I had a shock when checking the numbers and nothing made sense.Until I realised that I was looking at April's numbers.

Knit Witch no,stop,I don't mind if it's silver and purple.In fact,I think that I did ask for silver and purple....silly me.

Well done on getting a fab #15. :j:j

Hope the cold/sore throat is better.You've been having a rough time of it lately.
Would you like a cup of tea?

PS nsd #14 for me today.I had some grocery purchases,but all within budget.

marmiterulesok

Wee joke for you all:



:rotfl::rotfl:

marmiterulesok

I've just painstakingly added up all the lovely nsds,and I must say that The Cauldron is being kept well fed.

That's right,we have a fab total of 201 nsds,and with 29 canny nsders having posted their bounty,we have a great,mean average of 6.9 nsds each!!!

Well done everyone.You're doing really well. :money:

Knit_Witch

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Hope you're feeling better now.Tea?

Hope the cold/sore throat is better.You've been having a rough time of it lately.
Would you like a cup of tea?

Oooh yes pass us a mug over - nearly finished the gold and purple hotpants - that way Marmite and Nargle can both have a pair (seeing as you are both a nice size 8 there shouldn't be a problem!)

marmiterulesok

Knit_Witch wrote: »

Marmite and Nargle can both have a pair (seeing as you are both a nice size 8 there shouldn't be a problem!)

I can't speak for Nargle,but someone has been telling porkies....size 14 more like.
Wool stretches though,doesn't it? :eek:

Knit_Witch

marmiterulesok wrote: »

I can't speak for Nargle,but someone has been telling porkies....size 14 more like.
Wool stretches though,doesn't it? :eek:

Not a problem, and there is lyrca knitted in as well :rotfl: