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This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

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  • Take D70 for instance! :rotfl:
  • misspickle wrote: »
    It would take some going to be as "backward thinking" as christian grey.
    That's messed up. Imagine actually meeting someone like that! :eek:
    Women should be careful what they wish for.

    You like the book? Who is Christian grey supposed to be in the film? By the sounds of things he's a bit of a sociopath.
  • Jesus christ. I'm gay, so I know what women want (Not really, but they tend to over-share with me).

    Let me tell you how this is going to play out. You'll go watch it with her in the cinema, and as you leave she'll have fantasies running around her head the whole way home. She won't be able to stop thinking about the touch of skin on skin, the tingle of a strong, masterful hand sliding up her smooth inner thigh. You know what happens then? You get laid. Alot.

    Refusal to go is refusal of some pretty intense sex afterwards. Just FYI, you'd be dumb as a box of hair not to go.
    I can't add up.
  • 74jax
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    Jesus christ. I'm gay, so I know what women want (Not really, but they tend to over-share with me).

    Let me tell you how this is going to play out. You'll go watch it with her in the cinema, and as you leave she'll have fantasies running around her head the whole way home. She won't be able to stop thinking about the touch of skin on skin, the tingle of a strong, masterful hand sliding up her smooth inner thigh. You know what happens then? You get laid. Alot.

    Refusal to go is refusal of some pretty intense sex afterwards. Just FYI, you'd be dumb as a box of hair not to go.

    The thing is, it's king slayer. We have all been here before.

    Just tell her you're watching the boxing.
    Forty and fabulous, well that's what my cards say....
  • Yeah he is a complete head case IMO. I'd run a mile. I've read all the books ages ago when they first came out. Can't remember if its "grey" or "gray" now but christian is the main man. Exactly the type I would run a mile from or punch lol.
    I don't get it myself.
    The bloke is a complete control freak.
    Nobody in their right mind would be happy with a bloke like that.
    Not unless they were unhinged :)
  • System
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    74jax wrote: »
    The thing is, it's king slayer. We have all been here before.

    Just tell her you're watching the boxing.


    Or cricket :rotfl:
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  • LilElvis
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    I suggest you take her to see Shaun The Sheep: The Movie - it's nearer to your level of emotional maturity :)
  • So a girl asks you to go and watch what, she most likely considers, an erotic movie with you, within your first month of dating, & you're finding it weird that she wouldn't prefer to go with her Mum? You're a complete blert.
    DS - 08/15

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  • j.e.j.
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    kingslayer wrote: »
    You like the book? Who is Christian grey supposed to be in the film? By the sounds of things he's a bit of a sociopath.

    50 Shades of Grey is actually more disturbing than erotic. There's been a lot of hoo-ha about the film, with campaign groups criticizing it for its glorification of violence towards women. It's not just a bit of yummy-mummy !!!!!!.

    Even BDSM groups, who go in for that sort of thing, say 50 Shades is misleading and potentially dangerous.
  • I think kingslayer has a good point! He's only known her for a few weeks!!!
    Maybe he doesn't want to get that serious and intense within the first few dates!
    Maybe he doesn't want her getting the impression that they are exclusive and that serious yet!
    He's probably wondering what the hell he has signed up for :rotfl:
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