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How long does it last??

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  • Tel no required is 0898 ......... :rotfl:

    is that for FookBuddiesRus?
  • Sugarplumfairy_2
    Sugarplumfairy_2 Posts: 2,861 Forumite
    is that for FookBuddiesRus?

    No but if you have their number then I would like it :rotfl: :rotfl:
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • Merlot
    Merlot Posts: 1,890 Forumite
    Shambler wrote: »
    etc meaning three, four times maybe? ;)

    I was really meaning morning/afternoon or whenever the OP and her OH have time.

    Three/four times a day is a bit much..just think of all that tissue or loll paper you are using:rotfl: ..well it is a Money Saving Website after all!
    "Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does, except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place." — Abigail Van Buren
  • Merlot wrote: »
    I was really meaning morning/afternoon or whenever the OP and her OH have time.

    Three/four times a day is a bit much..just think of all that tissue or loll paper you are using:rotfl: ..well it is a Money Saving Website after all!

    I was thinking more four/five times in a night ;)
    Who needs tissue?, messy is good :D
  • jpvic
    jpvic Posts: 148 Forumite
    Hi all,

    Just wondered how long that most intimate act lasts for you appreciate not a great subject at 10.55 am but I am very curious ours is very short(time I mean) and I often feel disappointed hubby is first proper long term relationship had a couple of one night stands when younger but can't really remember how long they lasted just that they happened any input gratefully received.

    poppy

    dirty girl! :D

    For the record, I like ladies talking mucky, in private anyway.
    How long one lasts is generally all in the mind and down to self control.
    Difficult to master tho.
    _________________________________________

    Doppelter Pfosten danke
  • Shambler
    Shambler Posts: 767 Forumite
    I was thinking more four/five times in a night ;)
    Who needs tissue?, messy is good :D

    It's a problem when you can't get out of bed to go to work the next day because you are stuck to the sheets though :rotfl:
  • Merlot
    Merlot Posts: 1,890 Forumite
    Shambler wrote: »
    It's a problem when you can't get out of bed to go to work the next day because you are stuck to the sheets though :rotfl:
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    The other problem I find is if you do use tissue and just throw it on the floor cause you are too tired to get out of bed, it sticks to the carpet, and my youngest child (4) asked if her Daddy had a runny nose in the night! Must remember to re-locate the paper bin near the bed.
    "Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does, except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place." — Abigail Van Buren
  • Sugarplumfairy_2
    Sugarplumfairy_2 Posts: 2,861 Forumite
    Ok I'll go back to topic cos everyone wondering why I am sitting here giggling (all male office except for little ol me)

    It really doesnt bother me how long the actual 'act' lasts - cos I love all the kissing hugging petting etc of foreplay. As long as there is a lot of effort and thought put into that then sex is just the cherry on top.
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • Katmc2k
    Katmc2k Posts: 224 Forumite
    Merlot wrote: »
    my OH can go on for ever if he has had a few glasses of wine..

    I concur! Get him a bit !!!!!!. From my experience (of drunk men) they can go on for hours and hours, sometimes until you're so chafed you just have to tell them to stop. Mind you, after "Darling, maybe we should...." they're usually already snoring.

    Chafed... :eek: Now what was someone saying about women who talk dirty?
    why be a song, when you can be a symphony?
  • Kimberley
    Kimberley Posts: 14,871 Forumite
    Nothing :mad: All i have to tickle my fancy are cobwebs :D
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