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  • TheWaltons_3
    TheWaltons_3 Posts: 1,203 Forumite
    N71 wrote: »
    I really need to go food shopping, and housework - but I can't leave the PC!

    Me on top, facing his feet, is what does it for him! :A

    Hell no!! I've not gone on top yet since I had kids - Mummys too worn out for those antics... and my hubby's so tight, until he buys me a bottle of Wine.. he wont be seeing me on top for a while to come!

    He loves that position though.. but it's too much energy for me!
  • TheWaltons wrote: »
    :rotfl:

    Yup... I get into position, then a few seconds later drop onto my forearms....... tell him how great he's doing whilst dropping onto my tummy... then snuggle into the pillow!!

    Not sure what happens after that....

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I can guess .... the only noise I make starts with Z ends with Z and has a few Z's in between. Bless him
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • TheWaltons_3
    TheWaltons_3 Posts: 1,203 Forumite
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I can guess .... the only noise I make starts with Z ends with Z and has a few Z's in between. Bless him

    That must be it then!!!

    :rotfl:
  • TheWaltons wrote: »
    Hell no!! I've not gone on top yet since I had kids - Mummys too worn out for those antics... and my hubby's so tight, until he buys me a bottle of Wine.. he wont be seeing me on top for a while to come!

    He loves that position though.. but it's too much energy for me!


    Its the leg cramps that put me off .... just getting to the good bit then I have to jump off the saddle.
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • TheWaltons_3
    TheWaltons_3 Posts: 1,203 Forumite
    Its the leg cramps that put me off .... just getting to the good bit then I have to jump off the saddle.

    Nah it's the look on his face that puts me off........... such enjoyment... and then such sadness when I tell him I'm rolling off....... he's like a Puppy !

    My way or the highway!
  • Merlot
    Merlot Posts: 1,890 Forumite
    OMG - I've only just recently discovered this website and I am slowing reading each board and threads - I got to this one and discover this thread..:eek: I think I'm going to like it here..just plain honest posting..my OH can go on for ever if he has had a few glasses of wine..I do the same as "The Waltons" get on all fours and that gets him finished..it must be my face that puts him off:rotfl:
    "Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does, except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place." — Abigail Van Buren
  • N71
    N71 Posts: 384 Forumite
    Its the leg cramps that put me off .... just getting to the good bit then I have to jump off the saddle.


    But, luckily he doesn't last long enough for the leg cramps to start!!

    And, that way round, he can't see my jiggly bellies!!
  • TheWaltons wrote: »
    Nah it's the look on his face that puts me off........... such enjoyment... and then such sadness when I tell him I'm rolling off....... he's like a Puppy !

    My way or the highway!



    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I just spat roll all over my keyboard FGS
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • Welcome Merlot xxx

    C'mon girl , share the dirt xx
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • Shambler wrote: »
    Vulgar talk from a woman is a big turn off for me, sometimes the other half starts talking dirty and I have to gag her...looks good with the blindfold and handcuffs on too :rotfl:

    Seriously though, vulgar talk from a woman is a turn off for me. :confused:

    How vulgar do you consider vulgar ... I would probably say I am more crude than vulgar !!
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
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