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How long does it last??

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  • It can be a quickie or it CAN last for hours. But in my experience (I'm male), hours means several times:D ;)


    My Telephone no is ........

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    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Whoops sorry didn't think first 1 had posted. Perhaps a bit premature one might say.
  • My Telephone no is ........

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    What did you have in mind? ;)
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    What did you have in mind? ;)


    My mind is so corrupt there is a dark haze forming !! :rotfl:
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    Bad manners cost friends !
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  • robnye
    robnye Posts: 5,411 Forumite
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Omg what are you like ?!

    have to say was feeling a bit down today ... feel so much better now xx

    nothing to do with corrie then was it..... :rotfl:
    smile --- it makes people wonder what you are up to.... ;) :cool:
  • Hi poppy!
    hmmm... okay... first of all, get yourself a rabbit. scary at first but fantastic once you get used to it. Once you know how it works / what you like etc, etc, use it with your partner. that way, you get to have your fun which he is involved with, then he can have his fun.

    Have just read over this again ... and it sounds filthy !!! Going to fone the RSPCA !!! :rotfl:
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • N71
    N71 Posts: 384 Forumite
    My OH used to drive me mad when we were first together - he'd go on for hours every time. I didn't think it was 'normal' as my ex would be done in seconds!

    After 4 years together, our 'quickies' are a minimum 15 minutes! Usual is 30-45 minutes and a proper 'session' can still be hours!

    But now, if its going on a bit long - i swap to his favorite position to finish him off (so to speak) in seconds!

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  • poppyscorner
    poppyscorner Posts: 792 Forumite
    Wow what happened left for school and came back to three pages.

    Have a rabbit already in fact it is about 3yr old also have a butterfly thing and a normal vibe however am bored of all the above.

    Hubby is reluctant to have sex more often than we do think its down to the time issue although I never say anything and always have lots of kisses and cuddles afterwards and tell him how great he is and I mean it I love him to bits and have had the attitude that getting some has to be better than none at all for years but now getting a bit peeved about it and never mention it when in the bedroom practising it only through the day when we have had a chance to talk I know exactly what buttons to press for him he loves oral sex.
    I have never reached orgasm through intercourse only ever oral.
    Anyone else like that and as every time we have it I don't always get oral the rabbit tends to come out.
    Have had some great replies and also had a good chuckle to myself over alot of them keep it coming (no pun intended)
    :j:love: Getting married to the man of my dreams 5th November 2011 :love::j
  • Poppy ..

    I have got to hand it to you .. straight to the point and no beating about the bush (no Pun intended ). Think I will invest in a rabbit and name it 'Thump Her'. pmsl sorry sorry I know that was crap but just came to mind.
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • poppyscorner
    poppyscorner Posts: 792 Forumite
    Poppy ..

    I have got to hand it to you .. straight to the point and no beating about the bush (no Pun intended ). Think I will invest in a rabbit and name it 'Thump Her'. pmsl sorry sorry I know that was crap but just came to mind.


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    :j:love: Getting married to the man of my dreams 5th November 2011 :love::j
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