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  • Think all the men have been scared off this topic ..wouldn't there point of view about length of time be interesting ?
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • BlondeHeadOn
    BlondeHeadOn Posts: 2,277 Forumite
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    TheWaltons wrote: »
    My ex was like this, the most stunning bloke ever, funny, attractive, good prospects.. all the girls loved him... and he would come as soon as he put it in.

    We were watching Corrie. It got to the break. I took my clothes off, we did it, I went upstairs to freshen up, came back downstairs and plonked back on the couch and had to WAIT for Corrie to come back on.

    Cute guy, but didn't care enough to work his problems out.

    Perhaps he is just very excited to see you? You will get fed up of this .. he used to ask me could we do it but I used to say to him 'No, because by the time I've taken my clothes off it's time to put them back on again?'

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    At least you didn't miss any of Corrie!! This made me laugh so much......

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
  • clarebear
    clarebear Posts: 97 Forumite
    Not going to contribute personally, but this has put a big smile on my face, after the week I've had!!
  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Think all the men have been scared off this topic ..wouldn't there point of view about length of time be interesting ?

    Yes but it would be like the fish they catch sooooooooooooooo BIG and no doubt lasts for hours!
  • Can't you teach him how to get you there using 'other ways' :p:p ?
  • Fruity1 wrote: »
    Yes but it would be like the fish they catch sooooooooooooooo BIG and no doubt lasts for hours!

    yes but we would rather they told us about their experience with another and not about the time that they spend on their own !!! :rotfl:
    Good manners cost nothing -
    Bad manners cost friends !
    Murphys No More Pies member #213
  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Can't you teach him how to get you there using 'other ways' :p:p ?
    Pease tell me you can't do diagrams on here too. OOOps he his home better send him off with a smile on his face.;)
  • Fruity1 wrote: »
    Yes but it would be like the fish they catch sooooooooooooooo BIG and no doubt lasts for hours!

    It can be a quickie or it CAN last for hours. But in my experience (I'm male), hours means several times:D ;)
  • DKLS
    DKLS Posts: 13,461 Forumite
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    You need to teach him a few tantra techniques, then he will in full control of his emissions and can vary from 30 secs to all night long :D
  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Can't you teach him how to get you there using 'other ways' :p:p ?

    Please tell me you can't do diagrams on here too!
    Well he is home so better send him off with a smile on his face.;)
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