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  • Sugarplumfairy_2
    Sugarplumfairy_2 Posts: 2,861 Forumite
    Kimberley wrote: »
    Nothing :mad: All i have to tickle my fancy are cobwebs :D


    Obviously I am not included in that jealousy , as I don't have cobwebs yet , but I sense it wont be too long before a web is forming !! :D
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  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Katmc2k wrote: »
    I concur! Get him a bit !!!!!!. From my experience (of drunk men) they can go on for hours and hours, sometimes until you're so chafed you just have to tell them to stop. Mind you, after "Darling, maybe we should...." they're usually already snoring.
    But you also run the risk of brewers droop and thats no fun.

    My you've been busy whilst I was away and now its shutting down - just time to do the kids tea then.
  • emma_b_4
    emma_b_4 Posts: 1,292 Forumite
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    what a thread! just what i need to remind me of getting jiggy with it, at 31 weeks pregnant it dont even get going never mind last..............
    :o
  • Kimitatsu
    Kimitatsu Posts: 3,886 Forumite
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    :rotfl: I have sat here giggling like a pixie at this thread! My OH has just asked what is funny and I cant even begin to tell him:rotfl:

    To the OP, talk to him, find out what feels good for you and doesnt make him that excited that quickly. And then work your way around from there, but be careful with his feelings, he obviously realises that it is not all good for you if he wont talk about it.

    Failing that have you tried the cone from Anne Summers!
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  • ailuro2
    ailuro2 Posts: 7,540 Forumite
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    What a popular topic!!

    Like most things in partnerships it's about compromise- you need to hurry up a bit, and he needs to slow down to help you both meet in the middle.;) It is a compliment he finds you irresistible, you know!!

    Tell him a day or two beforehand you're going to give him oral after dinner time (or during the Corrie ad break:p ) to desensitize 2nd brain (or "Mr Angry" as one woman at work used to call her husbands thing:rotfl: ) Tell him you keep hearing about how mindblowing simultaneous orgasms can be for the man and you really want to learn how to do it for him...!

    Then ask him to use your rabbit (whatever your toy is, but switched off) first to get you a bit more worked up, then try to finish you off himself. Give yourself a 'helping hand' while he's about it, if he can't reach or multitask- y'know if he can't hokey cokey, put his left hand in while he shakes it all about....

    I must admit I'm in the smug camp- my DH is my ideal lover, the only slight downside is he works shifts so hasn't been around these past four nights...just means we have a really special night planned for tomorrow...I may even shave my legs and trim my beard :p

    This thread is so unexpected, and so funny, I had to bite my knuckles to stop myself laughing too loud- dd is watching TV next door, and sometimes wanders through to read what I'm typing...
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  • Russ66
    Russ66 Posts: 560 Forumite
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    Kimberley wrote: »
    Nothing :mad: All i have to tickle my fancy are cobwebs :D

    Is that what they call having your own website :confused: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    You're Damned If You Do & You're Damned If You Don't.
  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Kimitatsu wrote: »
    :rotfl: I have sat here giggling like a pixie at this thread! My OH has just asked what is funny and I cant even begin to tell him:rotfl:

    To the OP, talk to him, find out what feels good for you and doesnt make him that excited that quickly. And then work your way around from there, but be careful with his feelings, he obviously realises that it is not all good for you if he wont talk about it.

    Failing that have you tried the cone from Anne Summers!

    Ok so what is a cone? or Do I need to have a look at the AS website? Do they have 1?:confused:
  • Fruity1
    Fruity1 Posts: 926 Forumite
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    Website YES cone NO. Have tried you are going to have to explain please? :confused:

    Tho not too much detail hubby is now away and we don't have milk delivered on a weekend.
  • kathy206
    kathy206 Posts: 1,438 Forumite
    :rotfl: OMG love this thread have been pmsl for last 10 mins!!! Get him on the wine, works for my OH every time, not blottoed tho, just a couple of glasses. Try and tell him what "does it" for you. BTW not many women (including me)"arrive";) thru' intercourse alone. Good luck and enjoy xx:rotfl:
    Nuts oh Hazelnuts:rotfl:
  • frivolous_fay
    frivolous_fay Posts: 13,302 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Mortgage-free Glee!
    My TV is broken! :cry:
    Edit: refunded £515 for TV 1.5 years out of warranty - thank you Sale of Goods Act! :j
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