How long does it last??

CGG

poppyscorner wrote: »

Right then so based on the last few posts is there any position that would work better at slowin things down

Put a knot in it...:eek:

meher

Need_More_Money wrote: »

I was thinking more four/five times in a night
Who needs tissue?, messy is good

how delightfully revealing

ailuro2

Need_More_Money wrote: »

It can be a quickie or it CAN last for hours. But in my experience (I'm male), hours means several times:D

fwiw A recent survey showed that most women got bored after more than an hour 'playing'

Some men may like the full 90 minutes with a break for oranges in the middle night after night, but if there's kids to be got up and dressed in the morning/work to go to aat 7a.m. sometimes half an hour is all we have.

Save the long game for weekends and holidays,

Quick kickabout with old jammies for goalposts for during the week.:rotfl:

Need_More_Money_2

ailuro2 wrote: »

fwiw A recent survey showed that most women got bored after more than an hour 'playing'

I think that very much depends on the playing

ailuro2 wrote: »

Some men may like the full 90 minutes with a break for oranges in the middle night after night, but if there's kids to be got up and dressed in the morning/work to go to aat 7a.m. sometimes half an hour is all we have.

Save the long game for weekends and holidays,

Quick kickabout with old jammies for goalposts for during the week.:rotfl:

I like the analogy, and agree :rotfl:

Quickies can be good for both too

bestpud

It's a problem when you can't get out of bed to go to work the next day because you are stuck to the sheets though :rotfl:

The other problem I find is if you do use tissue and just throw it on the floor cause you are too tired to get out of bed, it sticks to the carpet, and my youngest child (4) asked if her Daddy had a runny nose in the night! Must remember to re-locate the paper bin near the bed.

Thanks for those little insights! :eek:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

money_saving_mummy_2

The other problem I find is if you do use tissue and just throw it on the floor cause you are too tired to get out of bed, it sticks to the carpet, and my youngest child (4) asked if her Daddy had a runny nose in the night! Must remember to re-locate the paper bin near the bed.


OMG!! I haven't laughed so much in ages!!!! I am fairly new to posting on this site and never realised there was stuff like this on it, it is so reassuring to find that we are normal after all. Thanks to one and all for cheering up a very grey Saturday morning!:T

meher

bestpud wrote:

Blessed are the cracked, for they let the light in.

one of the wittiest signatures I've come across

Lyndsay_21

frivolous_fay wrote: »

Don't ask me how I CAME across this thread...

Has anyone mentioned sensate focus / the squeeze technique?

me and Oh used to use the squeeze technique worked wonders, funnily its slipped a little and we're back to 15mins lol

samanthag

i have just read the whole thread and havent laughed so much for ages
so thanks to the op for posting
i shall be keeping an eye on this thread to see if i can pick up some tips

poppyscorner

Thanks for all the replies so far,
on the subject of the squeezing technique where exactly am I supposed to squeeze

poppy