My road to being a millionaire - I wish

millionaire_in_training

ok wee joke:-

Why were the bakers fingers all brown??











Cos he was needing a jobby:rotfl: ( kneading for the thickos who dont get it)

skint_spice

millionaire_in_training wrote: »

Going to SECC tomorrow for a look around the travel show. My friend works for a company selling villas and she gave me free tickets. Taking the kids and my mum for a wee cheapo day out.

Just make sure you don't park in the SECC car park - I did recently and it cost a fortune. Cheaper to park elsewhere and walk or get a lowlevel train to finnieston.

millionaire_in_training

cheers SS. I didn't go in the end as my kids were moaning that it woukd be booooring and I just couldn't be bothered listening to them. I did remember about the car park though and had wondered how much it would set me back.

skint_spice

I have a feeling it was either £5 or £7.

Well done on the kitchen though and sorry about Fudge.

sophiesmum_2

millionaire_in_training wrote: »

ok wee joke:-

Why were the bakers fingers all brown??











Cos he was needing a jobby:rotfl: ( kneading for the thickos who dont get it)

_pale_ _pale_ _pale_ ...........................:rotfl:

millionaire_in_training

I know totally disgusting yet hilarious. Or is that just me

I do love a dirty joke and that was a dirty joke :rotfl:

tifnstav

poor fudge, rest in peace.

don't get a dog, definitely - i still want to cry about my mums dog who died nearly a year ago.

its not just that the pet died its the huge gap in routine.

red74

So sorry to hear about fudge, but at least it doesn't sound as if he was suffering if he was still walking around right to the end (albeit a bit wobbly). Hope DS is feeling better, although he might find the burial a bit traumatic. When our last two dogs died I said my goodbyes but couldn't face to stay around to watch them be buried.

Have to confess tif, my first dog died 13 years ago and it's not unknown for me to still get a bit weepy sometimes when I think about her. Had 3 more since then and it never gets any easier.

This should really be the last you hear from me for a week or so as we set off early tomorrow for Gran Canaria, and I still haven't finished packing so I need to get my @rse into gear! And if anyone knows any means of getting rid of a bloated belly and saggy bum (both of which I swear wasn't there the last time I looked!) in around 8 hours, I'd be most grateful:rotfl: . X

ZTD

red74 wrote: »

And if anyone knows any means of getting rid of a bloated belly and saggy bum (both of which I swear wasn't there the last time I looked!) in around 8 hours, I'd be most grateful:rotfl: . X

Preparation H is your man!

Apparently.

Well...your tube...

I bet you think I'm joking...

red74

ZTD wrote: »

Preparation H is your man!

Apparently.

Well...your tube...

I bet you think I'm joking...

Well I know Renee Zellweger uses it on her face, but both my bum and belly are considerably bigger than her face - does it really have amazing shrinking properties!?!