Nice People Thread Number 11 - A Treasury of Nice People

Generali

PasturesNew wrote: »

There's a big difference.... men are used to getting it out in public toilets. When drunk many will be popping it out and waggling it around "for a laugh". Men love to pop it out and flash it off/show it off. It is just another part of your body - one you're proud of and want to wave around.

It's different with lady gardens.

If it were her butt cheek she'd have just said to him "OK, great".

I've gotta be honest, I think the attitude is different but I don't think that the fact is.

I don't wave my penis around when I'm drunk or rub it against people on the bus. I do, however, treat is matter-of-factly in a medical situation.

I don't particularly want to flash my penis to the doctor, male or female, but if it needs checking or treating then better to get on with it than not.

Nikkster

lostinrates wrote: »

It hit its head having got trapped in the kitchen. Its alive and taking a nap, looking better all the time, its breathing is back to normal and its looking around.

Ooh, just flew off.

Driving out of work yesterday, there were two pigeonesque birds sat together on a street lamp. They looked like they were having a (innocent) cuddle - one had it's head on the other's shoulder

That's a lovely pic btw lir

silvercar

PasturesNew wrote: »

When drunk many will be popping it out and waggling it around "for a laugh". Men love to pop it out and flash it off/show it off. It is just another part of your body - one you're proud of and want to wave around.

Seriously worried about the PN's taste in men!

bugslet

Driving on to the dual carriageway near home a few weeks ago, there was one wood pigeon which had been thoroughly squished int he right hand lane. Its mate was standing in the left hand lane, hopping from foot to foot, looking at the dead bird in a very confused fashion.

It was really upsetting to see it looking so distressed.:(

PasturesNew

silvercar wrote: »

Seriously worried about the PN's taste in men!

I lived in a town that was notorious for young drunks - and stag parties. While standing, middle of the afternoon, at the door of Argos, a group of stags came past me... the stag was wearing a bridesmaid's dress that looked like a big satin pink meringue and he was waggling his willy about in his hand.... and as he passed, you could see he had the rear cut out exposing his butt cheeks.

That was commonplace....

bugslet

I've thanked that post PN, but I have to say I don't feel very thankful for the mental image:eek:

tomterm8

PasturesNew wrote: »

There's a big difference.... men are used to getting it out in public toilets. When drunk many will be popping it out and waggling it around "for a laugh". Men love to pop it out and flash it off/show it off. It is just another part of your body - one you're proud of and want to wave around.

It's different with lady gardens.

If it were her butt cheek she'd have just said to him "OK, great".

Some men. Not all men.

P.s. any man who looks at another man's member in a public toilet is asking for trouble.

tomterm8

Today, scything, washing clothes, raspberry picking, research.

Tomorrow, opticians.

It's a pity that our raspberry crop is always so large when I don't like them much.

lostinrates

I love raspberries. They rank pretty highly on the berry scale for me.

You are always so industrious tom.

tomterm8

lostinrates wrote: »

I love raspberries. They rank pretty highly on the berry scale for me.

You are always so industrious tom.

I like them in Jam. I like most fruit in jam. But on there own I'd call them a little insipid.

It's nice of you to call me industrious, but I don't feel particularly industrious... definitely far lazier than I used to be, back in ye olde days before the pulmonary embolism. I'm just far more laid back than I used to be.

Will soon go into workaholic mode though... if plans work out to, um, plan.:D

Speaking of which: badly designed tools #321 I can just tell that the guy who made that scythe has never actually used one.

How can I tell?

The handles are in the wrong place. I can't even work out how you'd swing that thing. Plus, the balance is all wrong.