Nice People Thread Number 11 - A Treasury of Nice People

Yorkie1

Spirit wrote: »

Just to cheer you up..had a completely !!!!!! day at work:)

My planned horrible day is Friday:)

After a day like today, I suppose that Friday might actually be looking quite OK by comparison? :eek:

Doozergirl wrote: »

THIS IS NOT A HOAX! THIS IS HAPPENING TO WOMEN IN YOUR TOWN EVERY NIGHT! WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Superb. If not a little worrying as I'm somewhere waiting for stage 3 a little, and stage 4 still to come :eek:

PasturesNew

I guess one advantage of being single is that there's nobody there that might spot bits of you have disappeared and been replaced.... you're never sitting wondering if they've noticed.

Spirit_2

Doozergirl wrote: »

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick.!

I have slim legs. They are the only slim things about me so they look like they should belong to someone else...or are having to work jolly hard to hold my body up.

Spirit_2

Tonight as I was driving home, I was behind a white pick up truck. It was very clean and in excellent condition. The tailgate was decorated with two black and white photographs one of Muhammed Ali in his prime and the other of Elvis also at his peak.

They looked sensational.

Oddly I thought " I really understand why they have those pictures on their truck".

I then thought..this is weird..I don't think things like this.

What would other NP have thought?

lostinrates

vivatifosi wrote: »

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While typing that, my ever helpful tablet typed underworld bra instead of underwired. In celebration of this, I've decided to rename the twins Ronnie and Reggie.

Whereas I think vampire and lycans.

Spirit_2

PasturesNew wrote: »

I guess one advantage of being single is that there's nobody there that might spot bits of you have disappeared and been replaced.... you're never sitting wondering if they've noticed.

There is also no one else in the bed to squash one of your boobs and pull it away from the adhesions stuck to your sternum with a carelessly flung arm.

CKhalvashi

Generali wrote: »

Cancer follow up is 16th july. Radiotherapy follow up is early August.

The end is getting nearer for you now! Keep strong Gen!

I ended up in an emergency dentist appointment this afternoon as s 20 year old filling decided to fall out with half the tooth. Still hurts, but not as much as it did earlier. I've never had to (attempt to) explain in Georgian anything like this, which was very interesting. Thanks to the lady that spoke English in the reception area

Generali

vivatifosi wrote: »

Good luck Gen. What do they do at the radio follow up? Is that to see whether you are returning to normal following burns etc? Sorry, don't know much about radio other than my mum had it.

Yup, its to check that you're healing ok.

Spirit_2

Yesterday's gem:

Gyneacologist - good looking and known very well for about 20 years

"Hello Spirit, chat, chat, chat. I see you are in Xs clinic on Friday, would you like to come to mine today as I have a late cancellation?"

Spirit
Whole brain was screaming "over my dead body", but I managed
"That is a very kind offer, however I am happy with the plan I have"

The objection that went through my mind was, I would need to lose two stone to see him in clinic.

Nikkster

Spirit wrote: »

Tonight as I was driving home, I was behind a white pick up truck. It was very clean and in excellent condition. The tailgate was decorated with two black and white photographs one of Muhammed Ali in his prime and the other of Elvis also at his peak.

They looked sensational.

Oddly I thought " I really understand why they have those pictures on their truck".

I then thought..this is weird..I don't think things like this.

What would other NP have thought?

There is a van that lives near to me which is black, with the Blues Brothers all over it. Its not my cup of tea, but it makes me smile every time I walk past it.