Fence Panel - Police!

Rodney_Trotter

Rodney_Trotter wrote: »

Just paint a big !!!! on their side.

Male chicken.

Dan-Dan

perhaps just paint on there , the numbers `999`

just to remind them how to get help should a fence crisis occur

rachie_2011

Prothet_of_Doom wrote: »

http://www.wickes.co.uk/overlap-fence-panel-18x18m-6x6ft/invt/540053/

You've just done my job for me... thank you :j We had a fence panel break up (very old) in the high winds the other night. There are a couple of others that could do with being replaced so I will tell the OH thats his weekend sorted! :rotfl:

Dan-Dan

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
oh for neighbours like you

JimmyTheWig

Dan-Dan wrote: »

perhaps just paint on there , the numbers `999`

just to remind them how to get help should a fence crisis occur

Make sure you put it up the right way...

DKLS

Dan-Dan wrote: »

To be honest , if i woke up to find frozen sausages hammered into my lawn , i`d be quite pleased

Would you be please with stage II and III of the standard forum revenge plan?


For those that don't know the next two stages:


Stage 2: Bum his dog (if he has one)
Stage 3: Bum his Wife/Sister (again if he has)

Dan-Dan

Stage 3 sounds OK , i am married after all, stage 2 , is a bit of of a grey area , if i come home after a skinful , anythings possible

paddy's_mum

JimmyTheWig wrote: »

Make sure you put it up the right way...

So, so subtle .. and I laughed out loud!

Clue: 999 the wrong way up is 666 - Revelations, ch 13 v 17.

Rodney_Trotter

DannyDowns wrote: »

Sorry to sound totally stupid but what would be the purpose of hammering frozen sausages into their lawn?

I realise you could just be making a humorous comment but it's gone right over my head. Sorry.

Because unfrozen ones won't go in.

missprice

DannyDowns wrote: »

Ok - but why would you want to hammer sausages into someone's lawn?

See if they take root and you can grow a sausage plant.

Otherwise prob to attract all the local cats, dogs, rats to that garden