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Fence Panel - Police!

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  • Rodney_Trotter
    Rodney_Trotter Posts: 517 Forumite
    Rodney_Trotter wrote: »
    Just paint a big !!!! on their side.

    Male chicken.
  • Dan-Dan
    Dan-Dan Posts: 5,279 Forumite
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    perhaps just paint on there , the numbers `999`

    just to remind them how to get help should a fence crisis occur
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • rachie_2011
    rachie_2011 Posts: 231 Forumite
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    Prothet_of_Doom wrote: »
    http://www.wickes.co.uk/overlap-fence-panel-18x18m-6x6ft/invt/540053/

    You've just done my job for me... thank you :j We had a fence panel break up (very old) in the high winds the other night. There are a couple of others that could do with being replaced so I will tell the OH thats his weekend sorted! :rotfl:
  • Dan-Dan
    Dan-Dan Posts: 5,279 Forumite
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    oh for neighbours like you
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • JimmyTheWig
    JimmyTheWig Posts: 12,199 Forumite
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    Dan-Dan wrote: »
    perhaps just paint on there , the numbers `999`

    just to remind them how to get help should a fence crisis occur
    Make sure you put it up the right way...
  • DKLS
    DKLS Posts: 13,461 Forumite
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    Dan-Dan wrote: »
    To be honest , if i woke up to find frozen sausages hammered into my lawn , i`d be quite pleased


    Would you be please with stage II and III of the standard forum revenge plan?


    For those that don't know the next two stages:


    Stage 2: Bum his dog (if he has one)
    Stage 3: Bum his Wife/Sister (again if he has)
  • Dan-Dan
    Dan-Dan Posts: 5,279 Forumite
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    Stage 3 sounds OK , i am married after all, stage 2 , is a bit of of a grey area , if i come home after a skinful , anythings possible
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • paddy's_mum
    paddy's_mum Posts: 3,977 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    JimmyTheWig wrote: »
    Make sure you put it up the right way...

    So, so subtle .. and I laughed out loud!

    Clue: 999 the wrong way up is 666 - Revelations, ch 13 v 17.
  • Rodney_Trotter
    Rodney_Trotter Posts: 517 Forumite
    DannyDowns wrote: »
    Sorry to sound totally stupid but what would be the purpose of hammering frozen sausages into their lawn?

    I realise you could just be making a humorous comment but it's gone right over my head. Sorry. :o


    Because unfrozen ones won't go in.
  • missprice
    missprice Posts: 3,738 Forumite
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    DannyDowns wrote: »
    Ok - but why would you want to hammer sausages into someone's lawn?

    See if they take root and you can grow a sausage plant.

    Otherwise prob to attract all the local cats, dogs, rats to that garden
    63 mortgage payments to go.

    Zero wins 2016 😥
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