Adventures of a Fat Cat, Old Nag and their Trusty Servant

Mara_uk7

Eeek Robin !! Pull the cushions off and hoover that beastie out ! I couldnt sleep knowing that was in my house ! Youre a brave lady !

Skint_but_Optimistic

Lord, thats the stuff of nightmares!

*Robin*

Mara_uk7 wrote: »

Eeek Robin !! Pull the cushions off and hoover that beastie out ! I couldnt sleep knowing that was in my house ! Youre a brave lady !

If it was that easy CD would probably have been bitten by now! _pale_

No, the wretched thing is inside the structure of the chair - I'd have to take a stanley knife to the fabric, or let CD rip with claws, and even then centipedes move so quickly I'd be unlikely to manage to swap tools fast enough to suck it into MrDys0n...
Ee Gods, and then how would I get it out of the dust chamber? A beastie which stands a good chance of surviving nuclear fallout is only going to be slightly inconvenienced - and doubtless rather annoyed - by a trip through a hoover!

Reckon there's less chance of violence if a couple of strong visitors [wearing stout shoes and socks] remove the chair - yours truly standing by with the hammer in case Beastie drops out. Hopefully it won't, and once the chair is in the garden the centipede can return to it's natural environment at it's leisure.
Win-win.

Apologies for hijacking your diary, Piq.

grannyx2

Yeek sounds horrible Robin, think you are right to await strong visitors

hope you are feeling a bit better today Piq

Granny x

triple_choc_chip

My darling tabby used to eat all the mouse except for the tail and liver - not easy to see on an axminster landing carpet first thing in the morning - I can't tell you the number of times I managed to get a cold wet liver wedged between my little toe and the next one...uuuueeeww!

jaybee

The moral of this story is: never come downstairs in the morning without wearing your slippers!!

Pippilongstocking

And I thought slugs between the toes were bad. Ewww.

hope you're on the mend lady!

Greying_Pilgrim

Ay up Piq

Whilst I realise you are up to your armpits in 'moving' and possibly still trying to shift your cold/flu/lurgy thing, I just wanted to pop in and wish you a pleasant Sunday away from the w**k place.

Don't know if you'll be able to spend time having brekkie with your dad, or a cuddle with the Captain. But I do hope you manage to have some 'down' time and make some 'Piq' time. You need it and you deserve it.

Kind regards,

Greying

beanielou

What Greyling says 100%.

chevalier

Skint_but_Optimistic wrote: »

Mind, he wasnt the best hunter I had. While I was on holiday once my parents had to have my back door removed. The reason? My cat had tried to drag a badger in the house, failed, rigor mortis had set in and my parents were faced with an immovable badger and a pair of trapped cats when they called to feed them.

Anyway, sorry for cat chat.

Oh God that made me guffaw!
Hope your lurgy goes away Piq
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