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Christening or no christening?????

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  • MortgageMamma
    MortgageMamma Posts: 6,686 Forumite
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    I think there definitely is, I was well into all this sort of stuff in my mid teens and read a lot of books. I only wish I had more time for fun stuff like that in my life now or someone to talk to about it because my husband looks at me like I'm a madwoman. Have I gone mad in your opinion Absolutebounder? lol
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  • Careful MM you are becoming a Absolute Bounder groupie:p thanking his every post and following his every word.

    Maybe AB is satan trying to lead good believers astray?:D ;)
  • absolutebounder
    absolutebounder Posts: 20,305 Forumite
    as for the universe we may not be alone and any other intelligence may be ahead or behind us. we dont know what is beyond the universe QUOTE]

    It is good that you keep an open mind and accept their maybe a greater intelligence/ power than man out there.
    Its not a god that is interacting with our world though.
    One thing I forgot about hypnosis. I can give a fully clothed person an orgasm by stroking the back of their hand. bet you dont get that sort of fun at church. though funnily enough most churches use varying amounts of hypnosis on their congregation. Chanting prayers is often hypnotic but to see the really good stuff you want to see the christian rebvivalist and so called healing churches in action. Paul mckenna would be out done in some of them. you can see the most cynical use of hypnosis used as a guise for gods healing.I once told a lady about this and she fixed me with a stare and said "you would not say that if you had been touched by the hand of god" so I casually apologised and asked if she had any pain and when she answered yes I told her to look into my eyes and tapped her on the shoulder and said rather loudly "sleep and you will be healed" She collapsed in a trance and I came rather near to a claim on my PI insurance LOL She probably needed to go back to church to get the bruises from the floor healed.
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  • absolutebounder
    absolutebounder Posts: 20,305 Forumite
    Careful MM you are becoming a Absolute Bounder groupie:p thanking his every post and following his every word.

    Maybe AB is satan trying to lead good believers astray?:D ;)
    Satan presumably came after god so must have been one of his creations. Why would he want to create evil when there was no need?

    If you live up to and believe in your name you would realise the best thing is to be free of the shackles of religion
    Who I am is not important. What I do is.
  • Its not a god that is interacting with our world though.
    One thing I forgot about hypnosis. I can give a fully clothed person an orgasm by stroking the back of their hand. .

    How much do you charge for that?:rotfl:
  • Its not a god that is interacting with our world though.
    QUOTE]

    So you accept their could well be greater intelligence out there and we might well not be alone.

    But you know it is definitely not God.

    You have all the answers AB:rolleyes:
  • Satan presumably came after god so must have been one of his creations. Why would he want to create evil when there was no need?

    'Satan' was a fallen angel. Before his insurrection, Satan was the highest of all angels and the "brightest in the sky" (Lucifer or The Morning Star).

    I don't know why I know that, lol!
    What the Deuce?
  • absolutebounder
    absolutebounder Posts: 20,305 Forumite
    'Satan' was a fallen angel. Before his insurrection, Satan was the highest of all angels and the "brightest in the sky" (Lucifer or The Morning Star).

    I don't know why I know that, lol!
    Angels: things with wings that fall out of the sky, live with god in an imaginary part of space that cant be found. Are we talking Fairies here? Do people actually believe this stuff? Dont answer that I have to treat these poor deluded people
    Who I am is not important. What I do is.
  • MortgageMamma
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    How much do you charge for that?:rotfl:

    You believe it can happen then?
    I am a Mortgage Adviser

    You should note that this site doesn't check my status as a mortgage adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.
  • Did I hear someone shouting me? Whats all this nonsence about god then? AB so what if you can give an orgasm by stroking someones right hand. I can give an orgasm hundreds of different ways
    Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem! :male: :female:
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