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  • This_Year
    This_Year Posts: 1,344 Forumite
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    It is with regret that I must tender my (temporary) resignation from the Sloblady thread.

    Last weekend I washed the bed linen.
    Earlier this week, I cleaned the bathroom.
    Last night, I defrosted the freezer.
    And this morning, I have hoovered.

    :( I will miss you all. But I will return in about three months, when I've done nothing since! :)

    i had a fit of cleaning since Thursday and my whole house is gleaming, tidy and I think I'm in a coma, mad or something equally disturbing.

    I'm doing nothing more strenuous than eating chocolate bikkies tomorrow tho. Well, I may watch a film. :)
  • melanzana
    melanzana Posts: 3,953 Forumite
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    My partner is a cleanie. Aaagh.

    He cleans my house now and then (with his reading glasses on end of nose! ) To better see the smears etc!)

    I love him to bits. Even when he finds things I don't want to know about.

    My mantra is... Don't tell me about it just do it!

    And he does. Am I lucky or what! But if he is away or whatever, I revert to type, awaiting his return, as you do. And he just gets on with it.

    Aaagh

    I'm banned now I'd say. But it's not ME being a cleanie you see!

    It is sometimes terrifying to be told there is so much grease on this cooker it's unreal... But I go to another (untidy) room, and let him at it.

    To be fair, he is early retired, with mucho time on hands. Great!
  • jpscloud
    jpscloud Posts: 1,465 Forumite
    Ahhh Christmas - the perfect time for a sloblady to practise her art! I shall be putting my feet up, cuddling the cat and watching films for the next two weeks, and woe betide anything or anyone that gets in the way of that very important business!
    I believe in the freedom of spinach and the right to arm bears.

    Weight loss journey started January 2015
    -32lbs
  • Igamogam
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    But in my defence, the fumes can be toxic to small animals and eldest son's gf had her hedgehog over to visit.

    Oh there is an easy way round that.......don't put the hedgehog in the oven.....we prefer the traditional turkey at this time of year:D
    Be the change you want to see -with apologies to Gandhi :o
    In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death. ~Sam Llewelyn
    'On the internet no one knows you are a cat' :) ;)
  • Igamogam
    Igamogam Posts: 6,028 Forumite
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    edited 24 December 2013 at 12:06PM
    So house is looking its best - all tidy and sparkly. Presents under tree and Christmas chocs well and truly broken into now :) I just put everything I couldnt find a home for in our bedroom for now - should be safe there until Easter:)
    Be the change you want to see -with apologies to Gandhi :o
    In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death. ~Sam Llewelyn
    'On the internet no one knows you are a cat' :) ;)
  • melanzana
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    This_Year wrote: »
    i had a fit of cleaning since Thursday and my whole house is gleaming, tidy and I think I'm in a coma, mad or something equally disturbing.

    I'm doing nothing more strenuous than eating chocolate bikkies tomorrow tho. Well, I may watch a film. :)

    Once a year is allowed.

    No more than that ok? :j
  • This_Year
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    melanzana wrote: »
    Once a year is allowed.

    No more than that ok? :j

    Definitely. No danger of any more than that.

    At least Santa won't break his neck this year when he delivers my exquisitely wrapped diamond jewellery.








    A girl can dream. ;)
  • sonastin
    sonastin Posts: 3,210 Forumite
    Is there something in the air this year? I never understood my mum's need to have the house clean ready for us to mess it up on christmas day but this year, I've suddenly got the urge. And from the sounds of it, lots of fellow slobladies have too!
  • This_Year
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    sonastin wrote: »
    Is there something in the air this year? I never understood my mum's need to have the house clean ready for us to mess it up on christmas day but this year, I've suddenly got the urge. And from the sounds of it, lots of fellow slobladies have too!

    I find a generous Baileys and a handy box of chocs works wonders
  • monnagran
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    Raksha wrote: »
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    I hoovered, dusted and de cobbwebbed (#1 dil is phobic about cobwebs rather than spiders)


    Honestly Raksha, cobwebs sprayed with glitter are easy on the eye and does away with the tiresome urge to drag half the garden into the house. Ask me how I know.
    I believe that friends are quiet angels
    Who lift us to our feet when our wings
    Have trouble remembering how to fly.
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