Help! I have accidentally acquired a pet BULL!

MortgageMamma

gremlin wrote: »

Sounds like he might be in love awww:rotfl:

Well, perhaps it was just meant to be, I'm frequently told what a cow I am :rolleyes: :rotfl:

summerday

Oh MM bless your heart, your post has made your day. Hop[e you manage to look after it okay.

Sarah x

MortgageMamma

Thank you! Yet another pet/family member to worry about - like I didnt have enough on already! I must be mad...

MM x

Errata

He goes all dreamy eyed at the smell of beefburgers? He's a cannibal !
You'd better stock up on microfibre cloths and Stardrops if he's dribbling on the kitchen counter now, imagine what he'll be like when you cook turnips!

The_Eternal_Optimist_2

Errata wrote: »

He goes all dreamy eyed at the smell of beefburgers? He's a cannibal !
You'd better stock up on microfibre cloths and Stardrops if he's dribbling on the kitchen counter now, imagine what he'll be like when you cook turnips!

Probably thinking of cow heaven or something. Have you ever looked at an animal and known its thinking but wondered what? Oh to talk bull! :rotfl:

Stardrops, that made me smile my mum used to use that!

purplepatch

MortgageMamma wrote: »

He doesnt seem to mind though, he's just happy resting his big head on the work surface and watching me!

Awww, that just bought a tear to my eye, soppy git ain't I!!

Good on you MortgageMamma, what a lovely story.

:T:T:T

southernscouser

MortgageMamma wrote: »

We don't know the first thing about bulls

Make sure you bounce them regularly and don't let them go flat or they lose their shape.

MortgageMamma

LOL very funny!

doraexplorer

have been reading this thread all day and i think its wonderfull ... a nice picture of him would just be great ... you might be starting off a trend and everyone will want one ....

Savvy_Sue

MortgageMamma wrote: »

Surely you can't get pet insurance for a bull? Anyone?

I am sure you can insure anything if you're willing to pay enough, and imagine the amusement you're going to give some call centre somewhere when you phone and ask! Go on, phone up and ask! :rotfl:

MortgageMamma wrote: »

Well, he's got his head in the kitchen window again, but we are cooking beef burgers and I keep looking at them and thinking they were once something like him - its putting me off! He doesnt seem to mind though, he's just happy resting his big head on the work surface and watching me!

If you were nearer, I'd be asking if DS3 could come and visit him. He's given up eating beef, because cows are cute ... He was very cross with me last Saturday because I bought beef for Sunday, purely because he wasn't going to be there! But some poor cow was sacrificed for our pleasure ...