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  • Coupon-mad
    Coupon-mad Posts: 155,731 Forumite
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    arcon5 wrote: »
    How have you managed to get yourself 5 tickets?



    After a sterling effort I suspect. I have only ever managed two. :p
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  • s_b
    s_b Posts: 4,464 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    when ive got it you can have it
    signed

    billocks


    (from the great bernard manning to his tax inspector after receiving a demand)
  • scousedicko
    scousedicko Posts: 57 Forumite
    Tobster86 wrote: »
    WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED SAVE FOR COSTS.
    THIS IS NOT AN APPEAL.

    Ref: <ref no>


    Dear ControlAccountPLC,
    NO.

    Yours Sincerely,

    <Print don't sign>








    Ring them up, speak to Karen and tell her how busy you are, being a pheasant plucker and all that, see money's short and times are hard are hard, you didn't get a Christmas card being a pheasant plucker and all that - and anyway I wouldn't want to send one to such an ugly twit (misprint). Then put the phone on the table and play (click on this) = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m09eEgy2Zhk (you may want to change one or two words!) :) rotfl
  • chambta
    chambta Posts: 2,770 Forumite
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    arcon5 wrote: »
    How have you managed to get yourself 5 tickets?

    Easily. I wanted to get them.

    No reply to email yet, sadly.
  • loadbang
    loadbang Posts: 43 Forumite
    edited 26 September 2012 at 4:40PM
    Kite2010 wrote: »
    Dear Karen

    The person you want to be chasing for these debts is the driver, he is Dave of number 10, SW1A 2AA. Telephone number 020 7925 0918.

    Kind Regards

    Chambta
    Sounds good. Best way it to give a made up popular name and give the address of a prison. I actually do this when giving my address to marketing companies, give the prisoners something to read.

    Send then a letter "HTTP 404: File Not Found" or "HTTP 301: Moved Permanently". "Error 404 - The address you have written to could not be found".


    You could always phone and say you are charging them £5/minute. Solicitors do it, so why not you. They are doing it to you in a way as well.
  • loadbang
    loadbang Posts: 43 Forumite
    Or why not give the home address of the owner of the company or another parking company?

    "Sorry but they person you have written to moved 3 months ago, please write to:..."
  • ManxRed
    ManxRed Posts: 3,530 Forumite
    ...Simon Renshaw Smith, some posh house in Cheshire that a few on here know the address of!
    Je Suis Cecil.
  • arcon5
    arcon5 Posts: 14,099 Forumite
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    chambta wrote: »
    Easily. I wanted to get them.

    No reply to email yet, sadly.


    so you continuously abuse the rules in order to get a ticket, knowing it is unenforceable.

    Why?

    Sorry but you sound like a menace, not a 'victim' of these companies unscrupulous tactics.
  • BASFORDLAD
    BASFORDLAD Posts: 2,418 Forumite
    arcon5 wrote: »
    so you continuously abuse the rules in order to get a ticket, knowing it is unenforceable.

    Why?

    Sorry but you sound like a menace, not a 'victim' of these companies unscrupulous tactics.


    If you havent got anything useful to say please close the door behind you.
    For everthing else there's mastercard.
    For clampers there's Barclaycard.
  • arcon5
    arcon5 Posts: 14,099 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    BASFORDLAD wrote: »
    If you havent got anything useful to say please close the door behind you.

    And here's me thinking this is a public forum where anybody can post...
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