Compose me a witty response...

chambta

Plushchris wrote: »

Too easy, better to have your PA/Secretary/Butler/Nanny whoever do it for you, then you can blame them for going to the wrong place, getting a parking ticket etc.

Right. That's my reply.

Karen,

Thanks for your lovely email.

Can I send the children's nanny around with the cash?

Are you local?

*** ********

Plushchris

chambta wrote: »

Right. That's my reply.

Karen,

Thanks for your lovely email.

Can I send the children's nanny around with the cash?

Are you local?

*** ********

Nope, thats 2 questions

chambta

Plushchris wrote: »

Nope, thats 2 questions

One's a closed the question. The other more conversational but I take your point.

I expect a swift response.

Tobster86

In an unstamped envelope marked 'payment enclosed':


Dear ControlAccountPLC,

Enclosed are my previous correspondances from EuroCarParks, and a sachet of KY jelly.

I trust that no further instructions are necessary.

<print name, don't sign>

Coupon-mad

Dear Karen,
Like many people, I fear that you have mistaken Parking Charge Notices for real PCNs. I suggest you have a look at these links to educate yourself as you never know when you may get a fake PCN yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAIcdi9niHA

http://www.violetmount.com/scam.jpg

Hope that helps so that you don't waste your time and mine over this scam. Any questions, do post as a newbie on MSE forums, where your current email is being discussed right now. It's your 15 minutes of fame:

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4195887

i would stop phoning if I were you as this is now reaching harassment levels.

kind regards,

(printed name but no signature)

ManxRed

Dear Karen,

I'm sorry, but it would appear that I have narcolepsy, for I must have slept through the bit where a county court judge confirmed to both of us in court that these tickets were real debts, rather than the alleged civil disputes they actually are.

Let me know the date(s) when this happened by return.

Yours,

Print name and don't sign.

Oh, and on the unstamped envelope you should actually write 'check enclosed'. They will immediately think there's a cheque inside rather than you simply instructing them to make sure the contents are all OK.

Tobster86

ManxRed wrote: »

Oh, and on the unstamped envelope you should actually write 'check enclosed'. They will immediately think there's a cheque inside rather than you simply instructing them to make sure the contents are all OK.

I like it.

SodG24

F OFF seems to work very well but I'll concede it's not very witty !

Tobster86

WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED SAVE FOR COSTS.
THIS IS NOT AN APPEAL.

Ref: <ref no>


Dear ControlAccountPLC,
NO.

Yours Sincerely,

<Print don't sign>

arcon5

How have you managed to get yourself 5 tickets?