Spill the beans... on how to minimise loo paper use

Tealight

Bidets are not a mystery! They're for keeping clean! You use much less paper, a bit more water, get cleaner, and drying yourself on a towel (used just for this purpose) is much more comfortable than using paper.

Bushey

pogofish wrote: »

Regulate your bowels so you go during working hours as much as is possible!

and get paid for it!!!!

rwgray

Trialia wrote: »

Just an interjection -- next time someone says "walla!" I'm going to mentally smack them in the face. What you mean is "voil!!"

Typo?

"Voila!"

;-}

Rich.x

ps. Me old mate Robert Rankin uses "wallah!" sometimes... I presume he is being ironic.

Ghostlove

I think the first exclamation mark was an accented 'a' that the forum didn't pick up (see here.

poacherp

Ghostlove wrote: »

I think the first exclamation mark was an accented 'a' that the forum didn't pick up (see here.

Voilà!! (with 2 exclamation marks)

wizardora

Iceland's petal soft is similar to farmfoods, and its only £1 for 4, and gentle enough on any butt

Trialia

poacherp wrote: »

Voilà!! (with 2 exclamation marks)

It was an accented a, yes - in the other direction. It's supposed to be an acute accent, not a grave one. Silly forum weirdness.

DaChunksta

Shave yer bum!! (You too ladies).
No cling-ons, less mess, less paper.
Swing low. Out.

Trialia

To be fair, even shaving won't mean most women of reproductive age will need less toilet paper. Blood soaks through it faster!

FLAPJACK

Funny how "recycled" loo paper is always white!!