Things you've quickly regretted saying...

cavework

6 year old son on a beach in Devon ..
Elderly guy sunbathing naked which we walked past rather rapidly ..
son at the top of his voice
' MOM .. THAT MAN IS WEARING A HAIRY SWIM SUIT !!! '

I love this thread
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DUKE

Just last weekend me & my husband were out shopping when we spotted an old neighbour who just brings us both down with his constant tales of woe, so we tend not to stop & speak any more as we can't get away from him..... I said to my husband 'Oh God no it's Leon, just say hi & don't stop & talk'. We breezed past him & he stopped, looked at me, & told me he could lip read & he'd heard what I'd said :eek: I, of course denied all knowledge & said that I had said no such thing & stuck by my story.

crutches

On a training course the tripod end of my walking stick fell off,I promptly walked to receprion and said "Can you help me please,I have a screw loose"....

go_cat

Years ago I was asking someone about their flight home from holiday and said " oh did you get flatulence " doh meant turbulence :rotfl:

MacMickster

Things that I've quickly regretted saying

"Yes dear. Of course your mother can come and stay for a few days"

AlwaysWorking

Upon being shown photos of my boyfriend as a teenager (now ex) I blurted out "You'd have been sooooo out of my league back then!"...which he took to mean he'd let himself go. In my head it had sounded like a compliment :rotfl:. I never lived that one down!!!