Revenge tips /tricks

meg72

Dont go this way it will not make you feel any better, instead concentrate on you. Do things to improve your life, things you enjoy
and make you feel good. When things go wrong for the cheats, and it will, theres you ,happy ,looking good and enjoying your life, let that be your revenge. Good luck .

BLUEBIE

Christ i was only looking for a few jokey ideas, nothing major!

Probably wouldn't do them anyway, was just chearing myself up by thinking of them :-)

vax2002

Just mention it how crap in bed he was on something like facebook, that will really hurt..

19lottie82

vax2002 wrote: »

Just mention it how crap in bed he was on something like facebook, that will really hurt..

no, it won't. it will just make the OP look like an idiot.

Op if you want revenge, take him to the cleaners through the divorce courts.

gingin_2

BLUEBIE wrote: »

Christ i was only looking for a few jokey ideas, nothing major!

It is major though - it's harrassment, something the police would take seriously.

emtsuj

Don't do it. The best revenge you can have is to have a happy and fulfilling life.

determined_new_ms

I agree the best revenge would be to move on and find a much better life, more fulfilled in every way. Then in time your ex will see you out having the time of your life, facebook status' laughing about all the things you are doing in your life. Certainly does make ppl think twice about whether the grass was afterall greener!

In the meantime I suggest sex and the city, wine and chocolate, a spa break with your wittiest girlfriends?

balletshoes

BLUEBIE wrote: »

Christ i was only looking for a few jokey ideas, nothing major!

Probably wouldn't do them anyway, was just chearing myself up by thinking of them :-)

anything you consider doing along these lines will just make you look like a d*ck, no-one else. Honestly, this is the kind of stuff I expect to see 13-year olds posting on fb and the like, and even they should be over it at that age.

Hootie19

BLUEBIE wrote: »

Doea anyone have any good revenge tips and tricks I can use on th ex and the other woman. Nothing too bad I'm just looking at ways to have a laugh, like booking double galzing appts etc, I might go on the insurance sites with her name and phone number so she gets loads of calls that sort of thing. Anyone got any good / funny ideas?

Thanks

xx

Ever think about the poor double glazing salesperson who will be giving up their time and turning up to an appointment in the hope of making a sale?

The best advice for you is what you've already been given on the thread. Grow up, move on and leave them to live their lives in the way they want to.

j.e.j.

BLUEBIE wrote: »

Christ i was only looking for a few jokey ideas, nothing major!

Probably wouldn't do them anyway, was just chearing myself up by thinking of them :-)

I can't remember all the details now exactly, but does anyone remember that bit in Only Fools and Horses where someone seeking revenge used that person's phone and phoned the speaking clock (in New Zealand :eek:) and just left the phone off the hook :rotfl:

Of course that was pre-Facebook and probably pre-mobile phone days.