un-hinged!

mary_hinge

Superman did fantastic with his OT session it has however proved very costly..... the list of things he needs to "help" is huge, £84 later :eek: :eek: and that is just a few key items :cool::cool::cool: Bye Bye xmas amazon fund

Stripes does The King use a wobble cushion? we have a balance cushion but apparently it needs to be a wedge to help....... Also have you heard of the "vibrating snake"?! Just WOW!! Superman almost fell asleep with it on his shoulders!! About £20-25 delivered but blinking fantastic!!

Superman aced the job of putting on a shirt and doing up buttons after I had just sat and told them how he struggles to do buttons Thanks son :cool: once dressed in this shirt he put on the ladies glasses and started wagging his finger telling her not to be so silly and sit down and do some work :eek: thankfully she laughed :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

£15 spent at Mr Aldi to top up until Monday, we would be so much richer if we didn't have to eat :rotfl:

please-let-me-be-lucky

OMG I am so annoyed on your behalf re the Job Centre. Just proves why helping people back to work shouldn't be target driven :mad:.

Hugs to BM and Missy Hinge for falls.

Hugs to you Mrs H for just being blinkin awesome Xx

Bubblesmum

please-let-me-be-lucky wrote: »

OMG I am so annoyed on your behalf re the Job Centre. Just proves why helping people back to work shouldn't be target driven :mad:.

Hugs to BM and Missy Hinge for falls.

Hugs to you Mrs H for just being blinkin awesome Xx

Ta very much xxx

mary_hinge

Last night I re-read my diary right from my first post, it took until the early hours but it blew my socks off! A lot of Code BROWN talk also made me blush with all sorts of chatter about my naughty knickers and glasses full of jizz :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

The love and support here is amazing and you lovely lot have gotten me through so much these last few years. What is apparent is I go AWOL too much :cool: Sorry!! Soooooo today I pledge to you all that I will try my hardest to stick around and waffle on regardless :rotfl::rotfl:

I look back and so much has changed for the good, The house of Hinge is in a much better place in so many ways.

Now Kettle is on Stripes pass the biscuits?!

stripes

Did someone mention jizz

mary_hinge

stripes wrote: »

Did someone mention jizz

:rotfl::rotfl: trust you Stripes!!

biscuits?!

stripes

I did try a vibrating mat on the King but he kinda gave me the frown look............the boy is very good at that particular expression:cool:

stripes

Oh go on then jizz biscuits :rotfl:

mary_hinge

what happened to spitting ? :lipsrseal:lipsrseal:lipsrseal:lipsrseal

stripes wrote: »

Oh go on then jizz biscuits :rotfl:

Bubblesmum

Had to google Jizz ....:embarasse:embarasse:embarasse:shocked::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Ive lived a sheltered life.

chocolate malted milk anyone