Daydream thread continues.....

stitching_witch

Davesnave wrote: »

Kinky Stuff - things Grandma didn't know about and Granddad didn't tell her.

:A

Or even "Grandma and Grandad both know about and indulge in, but wouldn't let on to the rest of the family" :rotfl:

lostinrates

stitching_witch wrote: »

Or even "Grandma and Grandad both know about and indulge in, but wouldn't let on to the rest of the family" :rotfl:

Apologies to others who read the other thread I frequent but I mentioned there recently I have asked my mother to stop asking me for explanations. She has had a fair amount of experience her self, but being asked by her and an septuagenarian friend to explain the mechanics of a particular sex position and what the participants got out of it I just couldn't ale any more. They seriously asked me to be in the position. If dh had been there they would have got us to show them in person I think.:eek:

Tbh, aI seems rather tame a concern here:o

(Unless you put pasties or other nipple accoutrements which i shall refrain from mentioning as i think i have traumatised alfie enough,on the little piggies for the experience)

ukmaggie45

Rummer wrote: »

So frustrating that the ones you like are going so quickly!

But not at all surprising as it is yet more proof that LiR knows a good horse when she sees it! :beer:

rhiwfield

I'll look at Cornish pasties in a new light from now on!

There are a few bees about now so pollination is starting on the fruit bushes. More flowers about as well, almost feels like spring.

choille

Me & Mrs Choille wear nothing other than tartan pasties whilst taken a brisk, bracing walk during hailstorms.

Doesn't every one?

Still chasing wild goats unsuccessfully. A local gamekeeper is coming over with an electric fence to keep them off.

Two are really massive & head butting. I was near them trying to chase them when I thought one was going to charge me..........:eek:

Went for shale off the beach a few miles away - one I've never been to - wow the dunes are massive - like sculptures - huge & banded. I must go back when it isn't sandblastingly windy & take my camera. Amazing hidden place.

alfie_1

well all i can say is.... i sure as eggs have been educated this week :rotfl::rotfl:

im obviously not as knowledgeable about the "birds and the bee's" as i thought.... other than the ones in my garden !!:rotfl::rotfl:

ive had a looooong day today. i did something to my back sunday morning. it twanged !:o it wore off yesterday but came back to visit today.... poop

CTC...there are some long cuffed [floral] rubber washing up gloves in 99 p . may add to your list of the desirables..;)

i cant help but look at innocent things in a totally different light now !!! :rotfl::rotfl:

my sheep are being shorn next sunday they are like woolly bricks at the moment ! turned dora and flo out today on the shortest grass paddock so fingers crossed...:o

alfie_1

new evian advert

do google this. hilarious. it may be a utube thing ....not sure as it came via my facebook and im a div as to telling how to pass it on.

if that makes sense and you "do" it, pat on the back...

lostinrates

Wow, the weather is so dull today. After a couple of days of real warmth and sun I was hoping for another one like that before the decent to the weekend.

Itismehonest

Still no warm sunshine here either, LIR.
Yesterday was another of those days where it was clear but dull apart from one large coastal fog cloud which decided to creep up over us. We know that was what it was as we drove back into it :rotfl:
Still wearing 3 layers & outlook is for it to get colder again
I'm waiting for a decent sunny, warm & not windy day to throw open all the windows & doors to air the place out after the long winter.

lostinrates

Itismehonest wrote: »

Still no warm sunshine here either, LIR.
Yesterday was another of those days where it was clear but dull apart from one large coastal fog cloud which decided to creep up over us. We know that was what it was as we drove back into it :rotfl:
Still wearing 3 layers & outlook is for it to get colder again
I'm waiting for a decent sunny, warm & not windy day to throw open all the windows & doors to air the place out after the long winter.

It's been glorious here, Saturday and yesterday particularly. Yesterday was too warm for a jacket.

I know the weekend is due to be cold. I must look at the forecast for the week after though.