Daydream thread continues.....

Rummer

lostinrates wrote: »

Alfie, big blue roan already gone!

I have spotted too more today that I have made enquiries about, I am also thinking of putting an advert out for having something on loan for a year.

So frustrating that the ones you like are going so quickly!

Just remember to have an official loan agreement drawn up and signed with witnesses, although I am sure you know all these things already.

COOLTRIKERCHICK

lostinrates wrote: »

Ctc, we have all that old milking equipment. If you think you can dismantle it and bejewelled it and sell it with a complementary pack of pasties or nipple tassels feel free. Rofl.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I got some wired images swirling round in my mind:eek::rotfl::rotfl:

alfie_1

lostinrates wrote: »

Ctc, we have all that old milking equipment. If you think you can dismantle it and bejewelled it and sell it with a complementary pack of pasties or nipple tassels feel free. Rofl.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: please tell me you meant an N not an S....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

classic LIR...:D

still :rotfl::rotfl:

Davesnave

alfie_1 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: please tell me you meant an N not an S....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

classic LIR...:D

still :rotfl::rotfl:

Errr........:o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties


:cool::eek::p:)

alfie_1

Davesnave wrote: »

Errr........:o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties


:cool::eek::p:)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl:

ive just wet myself....

COOLTRIKERCHICK

Morning all:j:j
Looks as though it coould be a nice day today, nice bright blue sky..

Hubby was looking on-line about AI for the pigs...I was winding him up all night about what he had to do to them:rotfl: Saying, just imagine if he is in the middle of doing it, and people start walking passed on the footpath,:eek::rotfl:

Sorry about my post yestuday, but now and again things just get on top of me, and for a few hours I just get so low and confused so to speak.. I know this is going to sound silly, but things build up and up, I need to go to a low place, so then I can start getting my thoughts and myself back together again...

Alfie, remember last year you done an auto jumble, which you pm'd me about, can you remember when it is???

I am seeing if there is anyway we can book a stall somewhere, ( depending on where/what the event is, will depend on what we will sell) so we are doing something at least once every month..

Right another cuppa before I get off my butt and do some work:rotfl:

lostinrates

Davesnave wrote: »

Errr........:o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties


:cool::eek::p:)

Hmm.......seems you and I have rather too good a knowledge of parts of ctc's intended market:rotfl:

ferretkeeper

Davesnave wrote: »

Errr........:o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties


:cool::eek::p:)

OMG I don't want to know how you all knew about these :rotfl:

ferretkeeper

COOLTRIKERCHICK wrote: »

FK, are you passing in the next day or two???

I have done some 'things' and I Need to run it by someone re- the prices to charge..

Basically just to make sure they are in the 'impluse' price guide,,,if that makes sense

Hi CTC yes of course I can, today's already a bit of a write off :wall: but I will be around tomorrow and Thurs, will PM later to arrange if you like?

Also, got friends here in the village who have done AI before, trying to talk me into doing it, and I might with a couple of my girls, I will find out more of the details...

Davesnave

ferretkeeper wrote: »

OMG I don't want to know how you all knew about these :rotfl:

It's in the National Curriculum:

Sex and relationship education

Sex and relationship education (SRE) is compulsory from age 11 onwards. It involves teaching children about reproduction, sexuality and sexual health. It doesn’t promote early sexual activity or any particular sexual orientation, but it is still a damn sight more fun than fractions.

A Typical Programme Of Study Will Include:

Willies - why size doesn't matter that much....well, hardly, especially if you are good at sport.

Women's Unmentionables - too rude to mention, so kids get a confusing diagram to colour-in and label.

Pollination - Conception in graphic detail from under the gooseberry bush.

Kinky Stuff - things Grandma didn't know about and Granddad didn't tell her.

:A