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So poor I can't even pay attention
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Anyway, bizarre experience of the Job Centre today. My adviser has asked me to write his online dating profile....
Piq
Do it and charge him a fiver... :rotfl:- Mortgage over-payments to date: = £16,746
- Original redemption date: August 2043
- Current redemption date: July 2041
- Debt: £15,930
- Savings: £12,430
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Hope he's not going to pay you more than £5
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Go on then, have a practice
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Great news on [STRIKE]cake[/STRIKE] job :T
I'm not sure how to describe his long slicked back oily hair yet!
He has suggested that I train for an HGV licence to open the lorry driving opportunities. It'll certainly open something. This is the woman who has difficulty parking or reversing a Honda Jazz!
Me behind the wheel of an HGV :eek::eek::eek::eek:Total debt at October 2008: £67,213.30
Total debt today: £0 - debt and mortgage free 29th November 2013 :T
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PiggyBankShaker wrote: »Do it and charge him a fiver... :rotfl:
I'm trying to train him to contact me straight away if anything suitable comes to light. However, his idea of suitable and mine seem to differ a little....
I don't have to see the other signing in officials now. I'm booked to see him for all the future visits. I'm hoping for the astronaut job...
PiqTotal debt at October 2008: £67,213.30
Total debt today: £0 - debt and mortgage free 29th November 2013 :T
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:rotfl::rotfl:
This has made me laugh so much.
Has he given you any hints and tips as to what he wants written?LBM July 2011 - Finally took control Nov 2011 DFD Sometime in the distant future ! :eek:
Total debts Nov 2011 [STRIKE]£96796.75[/STRIKE]:eek:
Total Debts JUL 2020 £00.00
Cleared Jul 2020 £96796.75:T
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PinotGrigio41 wrote: »:rotfl::rotfl:
This has made me laugh so much.
Has he given you any hints and tips as to what he wants written?
Yes he has! I think he is a nice enough sort of guy, a bit intense and not really very clued up. My problem is trying to imagine him with a personality and to describe the kind of look he's going for and missed...
PiqTotal debt at October 2008: £67,213.30
Total debt today: £0 - debt and mortgage free 29th November 2013 :T
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He has suggested that I train for an HGV licence to open opportunities. It'll certainly open something. This is the woman who has difficulty parking or reversing a Honda Jazz!
Me behind the wheel of an HGV :eek::eek::eek::eek:
If 'they' are going to pay go for it, its a skill, if they expect you to pay I'd say give it a miss & tell them to have their head seen to
(its cira £1000!) not sure where they think the jobs are though, my mate did her hgv thinking she could find a job & there was nothing about what so ever - Mortgage: 1st one down, 2nd also busted
- Student Loan gone
Swagbucks, Mingle, GiffGaff, Prolific, Qmee & Quidco; thank you MSE every little bit helps0 -
omg dear please write a story about this.
HGV christ on a bike!Mortgage: £280,752/ £262,515.84
hmrc:£16760/£5,480.20
evil credit cards: £41,208/ £37,841
Car: £18,800/£13,101.18
Weight 13.9/ 12.6 -1 stone 3
saving for refurb £2000/£700 1 July 20130 -
PiggyBankShaker wrote: »I thought this sounded amazing and well worth a try. So I signed up and penned a 425 work article on my hobby, sourced a royalty-free photo and uploaded it only to be told...
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Oh well, back to the drawing board for me!
ok epic fail for me. did you try yahoo.co.uk?
let me do some digging!Mortgage: £280,752/ £262,515.84
hmrc:£16760/£5,480.20
evil credit cards: £41,208/ £37,841
Car: £18,800/£13,101.18
Weight 13.9/ 12.6 -1 stone 3
saving for refurb £2000/£700 1 July 20130 -
yay to the patchwork income but boo to the hgv driving suggestion, they really do drag the bottom of the ideas barrel don't they. You're blog should be about your experience with the job centre it's so laughable.0
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Yes he has! I think he is a nice enough sort of guy, a bit intense and not really very clued up. My problem is trying to imagine him with a personality and to describe the kind of look he's going for and missed...
Piq
This has got a farce along the lines of Cyrano de Bergerac written all over it :rotfl:.A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort Mortgage Balance = £0
"Do what others won't early in life so you can do what others can't later in life"0
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