Nice people thread part 5 - nicely does it

PasturesNew

lostinrates wrote: »

I would go and see the torch or the cyclists if its so close, might as well....you never know, pn, there might be a single, goodlooking aspie loving bloke there watching too, or younmight find a pound on the floor.


I am riding the ripples of someones elses drama atm, and exhausted by it.

Ah.... the pound on the floor... so tempting, but untouchable. Fear of other people seeing you pick it up and gossiping that you did it.

PasturesNew

Wheezy wrote: »

Good looking bloke : "Can I invite you for a drink?"
PN: "No thanks, I'm not thirsty"

Yes, that's how it works!

PasturesNew

lostinrates wrote: »

On the other hand, if she finds a pound she can buy them each a cola.:D
rward woman would be ideal.....

I'd like to know where! Well, I know where ... I'd have to take him down Asda, then lurk near the Pepsi until somebody was trying to buy 2 cans... and then convince them to come to the aisle that sells 8 for £2, point out to them how two single cans is more than £1 and to go halves on an 8-pack with me. Then, in the car park, split the pack. Then find somewhere to sit and drink it.

I think he'd have bugg4hred off by then..... unless he's a real Aspie... they'd understand that's how it works.

PasturesNew

How do you grow fabulous apples from last year's faboulous apple tree.

Don't need huge detail, but if last year there was a tree with the world's best apples EVER .... and you'll stop having access to it... how would you (this month) try to grow another one that grows fabulous apples?

lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

Ah.... the pound on the floor... so tempting, but untouchable. Fear of other people seeing you pick it up and gossiping that you did it.

I just pick it up and grin. Or, if my back is bad get dh to pick it up and grin.:D

PasturesNew

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lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

How do you grow fabulous apples from last year's faboulous apple tree.

Don't need huge detail, but if last year there was a tree with the world's best apples EVER .... and you'll stop having access to it... how would you (this month) try to grow another one that grows fabulous apples?

Grafting.


It involves buying another apple tree, a shap knife and a bit of wax. Never done it myself, but most fruit trees are grafted. Someone n greenfingered will know. Most likely poster called RAS.

PasturesNew

lostinrates wrote: »

Grafting.


It involves buying another apple tree, a shap knife and a bit of wax. Never done it myself, but most fruit trees are grafted. Someone n greenfingered will know. Most likely poster called RAS.

Small flaw... I don't have a tree ... and I don't know anybody with a tree. I'm still interested... just think it'll end up undoable.

PasturesNew

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lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

Small flaw... I don't have a tree ... and I don't know anybody with a tree. I'm still interested... just think it'll end up undoable.

You would have to buy a young tree i think. Another 'shame you ate not closer' moment!


It is doable, ask on green fingered.

The alternative: I guess the sale is going through soon? If not fruit with e leaves can be id'd for a fee by some people ?..not sure who, rhs maybe.