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Oh I really wanna sign up now, I could meet the
of my life, I don't mind naked bathroom pictures. Send them my way
*off to make a profile*0 -
Mrs_Huggett wrote: »a real bugbear of ours is the ones where men have their children in the photos, ok if they are over 16, but we think it's bad form to have your younger children on show, and it is usually the men that claim to be single dads, don't like it one bit.
Oh I think that's so bad too! And the ones with their arms around a couple of woman!! I hope they asked permission...probably not :eek:0 -
Buttonmoons wrote: »Oh I really wanna sign up now, I could meet the
of my life, I don't mind naked bathroom pictures. Send them my way
*off to make a profile*
be warned,some aren't just naked from the waist up!!!!and they show they are in full working order if you get my drift:eek:0 -
I'm feeling neglected, I've not had any naked pics sent yet0
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Mrs_Huggett wrote: »Speaking of profiles and replying to people, we have really had to stop ourselves from writing things like, Are you wearing that suit for a bet, or did your wife pick it out for you? or Such a shame you were in bed when you took your profile photo, it's terrible when your struck down with flu like that! But I find it is actually more effective to wear pyjamas, then you sweat it out sooner and feel - and look- much better! And the ultimate for the photo enthusiasts.........after they send you a nude shot, message them straight away and say, Oh hello XVXXDXXX I thought I should let you know that someone with a really small p***s has stolen your phone and sent me a photo of themselves, I do hope you get it back, bye .:rotfl:
And then block!!!
I wasn't going to mention this is thought it a little riske for the forum but now i just have to, was thinking back to 'opening messages'. Got once that simply said: "Do you take it up the bum?" my reply was "Yes, as long as i get to do you first". Needless to say he did not find it as amusing as me:rotfl: Thought it was a good ice breaker myself, i mean at least i responded, never heard from him again though
sleepless2012*1 A DAY on Ebay*Jan 31/31PLUS 24 EXTRA= 55 :dance:
Feb 29/29 PLUS 21 EXTRA = 50March 11/31 PLUS 2 EXTRA = 13 :cool:£365 in 366 days = 91/3660 -
_sleepless_ wrote: »I wasn't going to mention this is thought it a little riske for the forum but now i just have to, was thinking back to 'opening messages'. Got once that simply said: "Do you take it up the bum?" my reply was "Yes, as long as i get to do you first". Needless to say he did not find it as amusing as me:rotfl: Thought it was a good ice breaker myself, i mean at least i responded, never heard from him again though
sleepless
Ah that's shocking, someone said that to me and I didn't reply. Haven't seen him online since then either thank god! Eww, rude pig!0 -
I'm feeling neglected, I've not had any naked pics sent yet
I'll be happy to forward you a few of my received ones if you like? They are highly amusing.
They are supposed to be funny arn't they?
sleepless2012*1 A DAY on Ebay*Jan 31/31PLUS 24 EXTRA= 55 :dance:
Feb 29/29 PLUS 21 EXTRA = 50March 11/31 PLUS 2 EXTRA = 13 :cool:£365 in 366 days = 91/3660 -
I've just been sent this message on POF
are you ROMANTIC,l am very romantic,l like travelling, have many families lives in France, l go 2/3 times a year to france, have you been to France?
I don't think I'll be respondingNot Rachmaninov
But Nyman
The heart asks for pleasure first
SPC 8 £1567.31 SPC 9 £1014.64 SPC 10 # £1164.13 SPC 11 £1598.15 SPC 12 # £994.67 SPC 13 £962.54 SPC 14 £1154.79 SPC15 £715.38 SPC16 £1071.81⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Declutter thread - ⭐⭐🏅0 -
Buttonmoons wrote: »Oh I really wanna sign up now, I could meet the
of my life, I don't mind naked bathroom pictures. Send them my way
*off to make a profile*
"Buttonmoons! Take off that sowester and get out of that bathroom, oh, and for gods sake put some clothes on":rotfl:0 -
*dons cheerleader outfit* Rah Rah!
Is that better than nekkid? Hahaha....0
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