MSE Pregnancy Club 23

missymoo81

jenjade wrote: »

oh missymoo that is my birth plan to i aim to not wet myself when i sneeze and have a cup of tea with chocolate biscuits before i head home with a clean healthy baby!

Oooh I forgot about the cup of tea bit... oh would also like a big bunch of flowers and a balloon, but thats all

missymoo81

ok am in bed, watching tv, such a lazy cow! All nice and warm and snuggly though, I love getting into a nice clean bed, aaaahhh

cloudberry45

I just hope I dont poop during birth without realising - my friend did this and her husband had to tell her 'you do realise you were pooping all the way through!' LOL

yummymummy79

- shaving has consisted of randomly waving a razor around the general area! not been able to see what I am doing for a good few weeks but I think I've been doing a reasonable job!

- had a monitor with one of those movement pad things with DS and it was a nightmare! We'd forget to turn it off when we lifted him up, then when he moved to the cot the mattress was too thick to sense the movement so it would randomly go off. Have just got a very simple Tomy one this time for £10 off Ebay.

Got my MATB1 today eventually, and booked in for a flu jab on Thurs. Have eventually finished the painting in the nursery, will be sorting out DS' chest of drawers tomorrow to move them into nursery and to get his new wardrobe/drawers up at the weekend hopefully. Progress at last!

mr_knight

Mimi_Arc_en_ciel wrote: »

LOL arent you worried about erm . . cutting yourself lol

dont want to turn up at hospital looking like edward scissor hands has been down there!

Mimi_Arc_en_ciel wrote: »

WAXED? ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!! is it not enough that your going to be shoving a 7lb+ baby out of it you want to yank at it to?! lol

No im definitley not up for asking OH either lol theres things he can see and things he cant - me with a razor is one of those in the "cant" category!! Have screamed at him no end of time to vacate the bathroom when he's decided to just walk in!

See this is the thing isn't it. The fine line between being tidy and looking like a !!!!!! star (fine if you wanna look like one but I personally don't when I'm giving birth).

I thought I'd be really clever and trim and wax myself. Trimming is fine, cheap electric shaver with combs (can't go wrong with them). Then wax. Got a mirror and everything, how difficult can it be. Answer very. Flipping heck I bled and bruised and got wax stuck and at the end of all that my bikini line was just as untidy. All pain and no gain. Mind you OH was crying like a baby trying to remove a nicotine patch. Seriously I'm gonna push a baby out so get on with it love

missymoo81

cloudberry45 wrote: »

I just hope I dont poop during birth without realising - my friend did this and her husband had to tell her 'you do realise you were pooping all the way through!' LOL

noooooooo, lies its all lies, these things dont happen in labour:o

cloudberry45

missymoo81 wrote: »

noooooooo, lies its all lies, these things dont happen in labour:o

Your totally right there! They only happen to other people not us :rotfl:

jenjade

missymoo81 wrote: »

noooooooo, lies its all lies, these things dont happen in labour:o

i never pooed with DD1 therefore it is not going to happen. I did poo while i was in labour but at home before i left for the hospital!

missymoo81

cloudberry45 wrote: »

Your totally right there! They only happen to other people not us :rotfl:

Exactly cloudberry, exactly... :rotfl:

cloudberry45

So shall we talk about something other than poop now LOL

I did have a question actually - if anyone here is hoping to have a water or pool birth are you taking like a tankini and bottoms into hospital with you? I dont know what to buy just incase, do you need to wear bottoms whilst in the pool?