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Trying for a Baby Part 7
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Hi all
Hope you don't mind me asking a little advice. We have been trying for baby this month, but pregnancy is unlikely due to having to use contraception at fertile time due to waiting for smear results, anyway I am 2- 4 days late for my period have no real pregnancy or period symptoms, only feeling sick but I have ibs, so I feel sick for no reason quite often anyway. I did pregnancy test on Sunday and that was negative. I normally have between a 25 and 28 day cycle and I am now on day 30. I don't really know what to do now. Shall I wait till weekend if no period test again? Any advice is very welcome.
P.s. the only strange thing I have had is the weird stretching feeling in your cervix, but that stopped about 3 days ago now.
I would test get a superdrug one they are normally good. Good Luck :AIf you can think it........it will happen0 -
Our conversation when dh got home:
Me: are we gonna bd tonight then?
Dh: yeah, sure -after my shower
Me: but before tea?
Dh: oh. Um. Ok, I'll have my shower after then. Finish what you're doing, and come up and we'll bd
Me: ok.
me: ....whoever said romance was dead, eh?
Dh: anyone trying to conceive, I'd say.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I read this out to DW and she said "I guess we're quite lucky then, because we dont have the bd demands to get the sperm where it needs to go.
Umm, I had to remind her that inserting a syringe into my hoo-ha, is hardly romantic!
In fact, I had notions that we could try to make it romantic and be all 'we're making a baby, isn't it amazing *kissy kissy etc etc*' - but no, the reality is:
Me screaming: keep that syringe warm and don't shoot the sperm onto the ceiling this time
Me again: I can't get my damn knickers off. Help. HELP MEEEE
Me again: RIGHT QUICK. Get it in.
Me again: Right now I need to come. Help me. No don't help me. Quicker. No, not like that, up a bit. Dammit!!! *getting increasingly frustrated*
Yeah, super romantic. :rotfl::rotfl:Baby 2b born March 2013! :j:j:j0 -
Hello,
DPO 11 and I started having cramps so I might see AF this cycle but not sad as my plan is to get pregnant by the end of this year.
QQ could you please move my testing day for Friday 2nd please? I might have low temps by then and I will not need to test (good way to avoid testing...:D)
LittleMoog Finger crossed.
Flee Any sign of AF? Hope not!!!!
Sa-ra-ra-ra I love your attitudine! You are a true fighter and I hope all your dreams to come true.
zcrat41 Ouch!!! I hope it won't hurt!
Primmer You might OV and that's why you have the spotting
fannyanna :j Great news!
vesper Hugs for CD1.
AllyS If you period is 4 days late, then any pregnancy test should work. Right ladies?
bigzippy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You made me laugh!!!!:smileyheaBaby Aida is here :j:j:jBaby fund - £3140/£60000 -
P.s. the only strange thing I have had is the weird stretching feeling in your cervix, but that stopped about 3 days ago nowYeah, super romantic. :rotfl::rotfl:
Glad I managed to bring a smile to you ladies' faces
I can't wait to be able to go back to "romantic""I am indelibly stained by hope and longing" - Nuts in May0 -
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I read this out to DW and she said "I guess we're quite lucky then, because we dont have the bd demands to get the sperm where it needs to go.
Umm, I had to remind her that inserting a syringe into my hoo-ha, is hardly romantic!
In fact, I had notions that we could try to make it romantic and be all 'we're making a baby, isn't it amazing *kissy kissy etc etc*' - but no, the reality is:
Me screaming: keep that syringe warm and don't shoot the sperm onto the ceiling this time
Me again: I can't get my damn knickers off. Help. HELP MEEEE
Me again: RIGHT QUICK. Get it in.
Me again: Right now I need to come. Help me. No don't help me. Quicker. No, not like that, up a bit. Dammit!!! *getting increasingly frustrated*
Yeah, super romantic. :rotfl::rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
2ba3c Sorry to ask but was it hard to find a donor?
:smileyheaBaby Aida is here :j:j:jBaby fund - £3140/£60000 -
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
2ba3c Sorry to ask but was it hard to find a donor?
Not at all, don't be sorry to ask!
(my wife honestly did squirt a all of the sperm onto a ceiling once, I was devastated!!)
It actually wasn't all that hard to find a donor, surprisingly.
To find a normal, good looking, NO WEIRD one though, was SUPER HARD!!!Baby 2b born March 2013! :j:j:j0 -
Not at all, don't be sorry to ask!
(my wife honestly did squirt a all of the sperm onto a ceiling once, I was devastated!!)
It actually wasn't all that hard to find a donor, surprisingly.
To find a normal, good looking, NO WEIRD one though, was SUPER HARD!!!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: So it's the same thing as finding a partner/husband :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.
I can't believe your wife squirted all the sperm onto the celing :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:!!!! I'm sure your were mad!:smileyheaBaby Aida is here :j:j:jBaby fund - £3140/£60000 -
Haha!
It was the closest we've ever come to divorce. She wouldnt even let me scrape it off and still try.
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