The "have a look at this!" thread II

Upsidedown_Bear

fairy_lights wrote: »

Hideous house, cringe inducing blurb and bizarre photo choices - why show us what the house actually looks like when you can have a photo shoot for your kids instead?
(Grace, Imogen, Ayda, Faye & Zachary, in case you were wondering)


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56454805.html?utm_source=FBPAGE&utm_medium=social&utm_content=645293263&utm_campaign=socmed

Maybe the kids come with the house? :think:

Davesnave

fairy_lights wrote: »

Hideous house, cringe inducing blurb and bizarre photo choices - why show us what the house actually looks like when you can have a photo shoot for your kids instead?
(Grace, Imogen, Ayda, Faye & Zachary, in case you were wondering)


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56454805.html?utm_source=FBPAGE&utm_medium=social&utm_content=645293263&utm_campaign=socmed

Obviously built at the same time as the poorer relation next door, but they're kinda tight together on their plots.

Never mind the questionable taste, for £3m I'd want to have a bit more space between me and next door.....or at least as much as I have now.

phoebe1989seb

fairy_lights wrote: »

Hideous house, cringe inducing blurb and bizarre photo choices - why show us what the house actually looks like when you can have a photo shoot for your kids instead?
(Grace, Imogen, Ayda, Faye & Zachary, in case you were wondering)


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56454805.html?utm_source=FBPAGE&utm_medium=social&utm_content=645293263&utm_campaign=socmed

As they say in some circles, "boak!!!"

Utterly awful, particularly the way they've used pics of their kids to sell the property! Blimey, when we were selling an 'aspirational' house (not in that league ), our professional photographer made me move our cat out of shot, so don't think he'd have been happy photographing that little bunch. I always thought you were meant to present your property so your buyers could imagine themselves living there - so remove all traces of personal stuff. Imho that would include your offspring

Also hate the EA encouraging potential purchasers to "see, touch and feel" all the property has to offer.......I'm not very PC, but couple that with pics of semi-nude kids and cringe :eek:

.......and what is that vision of lace unloveliness in the corner of pic 4 (beneath the multitude of hideous swags and tails)?

elona

Maybe it's a very small Miss Haversham!

Mardle

fairy_lights wrote: »

Hideous house, cringe inducing blurb and bizarre photo choices - why show us what the house actually looks like when you can have a photo shoot for your kids instead?
(Grace, Imogen, Ayda, Faye & Zachary, in case you were wondering)


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56454805.html?utm_source=FBPAGE&utm_medium=social&utm_content=645293263&utm_campaign=socmed

I can't believe you all missed picture 26. The ultimate self promotion by the EA.

PS I think the models were hired for the photoshoot.

Davesnave

Mardle wrote: »

I can't believe you all missed picture 26. The ultimate self promotion by the EA.

I didn't miss them, but I thought they were just tacky slippers in the same line as those mugs in cheapie gift shops, inscribed "His Lordship," "Her Majesty" etc etc! :rotfl:

Dandie89

fairy_lights wrote: »

Hideous house, cringe inducing blurb and bizarre photo choices - why show us what the house actually looks like when you can have a photo shoot for your kids instead?
(Grace, Imogen, Ayda, Faye & Zachary, in case you were wondering)


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56454805.html

Strewth! Looking at the surroundings, the main road, the properties close by and outlook across that main road no wonder the whole blurb smacks of desperation to get the thing sold (Christmas appears to be the target date)

What I find especially amusing, though, is the repeated concept that there are incentives here to lure in friends. Perhaps in short supply here

lisa110rry

I presume Zachary is the guy getting out of the Beamer?

9ja4life

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60192227.html

Pic 13

:eek::eek::eek:

Patti27

9ja4life wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60192227.html

Pic 13

:eek::eek::eek:

Another spot the EA (pic 6)