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Rubber Chicken

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  • Nelski
    Nelski Posts: 15,197 Forumite
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    HariboJunkie wrote: »
    :D I'm thinking wishbone napkin holders to match. :think:

    will you nitromos them and then paint them or leave them au naturel?

    I was thinking you could make a nice feather duster if you got in there before they plucked it too:T
  • HariboJunkie
    HariboJunkie Posts: 7,740 Forumite
    Angelraesunshine wrote: »
    ok then lol, maybe save the skin then after roasting let it dry out sew up and make little purses


    Hmm, not bad. ;) What about keeping the giblets, drying out the cooked kidneys, covering them in some Cath Kidston fabric and turning them into little cushions for small pets. :money:
  • Stephen_Leak
    Stephen_Leak Posts: 8,762 Forumite
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    HariboJunkie wrote: »
    I'm really good at making my small Sunday roast chicken stretch far.

    Sunday ; Roast
    Monday; Risotto
    Tuesday; Curry
    Wednesday; Chicken surprise
    Thursday; Chicken sandwiches
    Friday; chicken soup
    Saturday; watery chicken soup.

    The Chicken Surprise is actually Spaghetti Bolognese - that's the surprise!
    The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in my life. :)
  • celyn90
    celyn90 Posts: 3,249 Forumite
    Stephen_Leak wrote: »
    The Chicken Surprise is actually Spaghetti Bolognese - that's the surprise!

    :rotfl: :rotfl: My mum used to make "chicken suprise pie" where the suprise would be the absence of chicken. Was vegatarian for 11 years because of it.
    :staradmin:starmod: beware of geeks bearing .gifs...:starmod::staradmin
    :starmod: Whoever said "nothing is impossible" obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree :starmod:
  • Skint_Catt
    Skint_Catt Posts: 11,548 Forumite
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    I just want to know why your :j are going twice as fast as usual! :rotfl:

    (Aren't you sick of Chicken?!)
  • HariboJunkie
    HariboJunkie Posts: 7,740 Forumite
    Skint_Catt wrote: »
    I just want to know why your :j are going twice as fast as usual! :rotfl:

    (Aren't you sick of Chicken?!)

    Sorry.. I was just excited. hyper.gifhyper.gifhyper.gifhyper.gifhyper.gif:o
  • destiny_star2006
    destiny_star2006 Posts: 823 Forumite
    i now firmly belive all you guys are bonkers chicken for every day of the week spraying chicken chicken pillows purses hahahahahahah very os well done guys yous have finally lost the blooming plot lmfao
    We Make A Living By What We Get. We Make A LIFE By What We GIVE:money:


    show me a man with both feet on the ground and i'll show you a man who cant get his pants off.
  • Stephen_Leak
    Stephen_Leak Posts: 8,762 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    destiny_star2006 wrote: »
    i now firmly belive all you guys are bonkers chicken for every day of the week spraying chicken chicken pillows purses hahahahahahah very os well done guys yous have finally lost the blooming plot lmfao

    I never had the plot in the first place. Poot zee cheeken in zee hooven!
    The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in my life. :)
  • destiny_star2006
    destiny_star2006 Posts: 823 Forumite
    lmfao @ stephen
    We Make A Living By What We Get. We Make A LIFE By What We GIVE:money:


    show me a man with both feet on the ground and i'll show you a man who cant get his pants off.
  • Skint_Catt
    Skint_Catt Posts: 11,548 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    I thought Stephen said put the chicken in the HOOVER! :eek: I wondered what he was trying to create????! :rotfl: :rotfl:
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