My home is a mess

helen_jelly

Morning all

Ester - thinking of you and sending hugs
Taliah... - Hope your silly Doc sorts things out quickly
ExTrolley - what Jackie said - well done to you and Mum

I'm continuing with washing sofa covers today and will attempt to start upstairs - I'm still very messy - house was looking lovely downstairs on Tuesday now its the pits again

See ya laters gators

Have a fab day
Helen x

Jack_D_2

Good Morning all,

Have been a good girl this morning, put one load of washing on the line, then stripped my bed and now thats in the washer, unloaded the dishwasher and put some dirty pots in.

Been to local shops for Milk, Tea, Bread and Sugar - why do you all ways run out of the basics all at once..

now back home for a cuppa before i start again on the bathroon.

Have fun today its FRIDAY.......

Jack _D

short_bird

parsniphead wrote: »

I had a busy day yesterday decorating the bathroom which I really wanted to carry on with last night, but had a breastfeeding class. It was very odd when they got the knitted breasts out for us to practice expressing on.:eek:

Does your class have knitted breasts in different colours?? I heard that they're for the blokes as they get too embarassed to handle flesh coloured ones in public...:D

VJsmum

Oh dear, i've had a shock!! :eek:

I wandered into the flylady thread by accident. Far too exhausted now to do any tidying :rotfl:

Knitted breasts????? Really??? Whatever will they think of next.

Off for lunch in a minute!

candygirl

Morning all:DAm in a seriuosly CBA mood today.Garden still needs cutting but weather is biz:o:oMight declutter a few clothes later:D;)

GreyQueen

short_bird wrote: »

Does your class have knitted breasts in different colours?? I heard that they're for the blokes as they get too embarassed to handle flesh coloured ones in public...:D

:eek: OMG!!!!!!!! Just about choked on my tea, the things we non-mothers don't know about...........:rotfl:That's brill, can't wait to tell my knitting-mad Mum tonight.

parsniphead

short_bird wrote: »

Does your class have knitted breasts in different colours?? I heard that they're for the blokes as they get too embarrassed to handle flesh coloured ones in public...:D

Yes, mine, well not mine obviously, but the knitted one was bright orange with a brown nipple. There were all sorts of colours, but the green one with a yellow nipple was the most horrible. Earlier we were given dolly's to be shown how to hold properly but the mentor didn't have one so she demonstrated with a cuddly stuffed cow with a daisy in its mouth.:eek:

Sorry to lower the tone of the thread, I will go back to decorating now.:o

jackieglasgow

Two coats done, I am knackered and have made more work for myself by stepping in paint and walking it all over the laminate, but at least the end is in sight

short_bird

GreyQueen wrote: »

:eek: OMG!!!!!!!! Just about choked on my tea, the things we non-mothers don't know about...........:rotfl:That's brill, can't wait to tell my knitting-mad Mum tonight.

I'm not a mum but work at a clinic that hosts NCT classes! I think there's patterns on the interweb... (goes to check) OMG and loads of stories:D

parsniphead

jackieglasgow wrote: »

Two coats done, I am knackered and have made more work for myself by stepping in paint and walking it all over the laminate, but at least the end is in sight

Oh heck, I'm still on the first coat and it's only a tiny bathroom. Plus I haven't even attempted the ceiling yet.:o

short_bird wrote: »

I'm not a mum but work at a clinic that hosts NCT classes! I think there's patterns on the interweb... (goes to check) OMG and loads of stories:D

This was a normal NHS class, I have been told the NCT ones can be hilarious.