Diplomat has a Package for Me!

Voyager2002

Hello all from Benin Republic.

The first telephone number does indeed have a Benin country code. However, he refers several times to ECOWAS. ECOWAS is the English abbreviation of the name of an association of West African states, but in French-speaking Benin no-one would understand ECOWAS, since they use the French abbreviation.

So why not send me the tag fee? The package will not reach you, but I shall find a pastor to say a little prayer for you.

Paul_Varjak

What address you need

Paul_Varjak

Diplomat Pastor Eddy William(s)

I fear that you must not be sleeping at the airport for four days now. Your first letter was rather verbose explaining why you needed $150. Your subsequent messages have been terse in the extreme and you have failed still failed to tell me where I should send the money.

You also seem confused if I should send the money to ADILI CHINEDU or Prince innocent ekemezie. What is even more confusing is that you don't seem to know your own name. Are you Eddy William or Eddy Williams? You sign your messages Eddy William but your e-mail address is Eddy Williams! Surely you must know how many Willys you have if you need to fly and Bang Kok in Thailand?

Could you refrain from mentioning God and Jesus Christ in your future communications? I do not worship your God so I would suggest the following question and answer instead:

Question:
Can you sing the old Siamese (now Thailand) National Anthem to the tune of the UK National Anthem?

Your Answer:
Owa tana Siam
Owa Tana Siam
Owa Tana
Owa Tana Siam
Owa Tana Siam
Oh what an !!! I am
O what an !!!!

Have a great day, it is a pleasure doing business with you!

Miss_Qwerty

Paul_Varjak wrote: »

Surely you must know how many Willys you have if you need to fly and Bang Kok in Thailand

This just made my week, and it's only Weds :rotfl:

Paul_Varjak

I thought I would give the pastor a call on a disposable phone number. I got no reply but a few minutes later I get a call from Pastor Somebody or other (I could not understand his West African accent).

All he kept saying was, I am Pastor XXXX XXXXX. So I just said ok, how can I help you? Finally he said that I had 'flashed' him.

At this point I could barely contain myself! He was not to happy about that and slammed down the phone. A few minutes later he calls again and asks 'Are you Mr. Paul?'. I assured him I wasn't and he put the phone down again.

Been quite for a few hours now.

Paul_Varjak

I decided to call the Pastor again. it was past 3am in Nigeria and I clearly woke him up! I used a different disposable phone number.

In essence the conversation went like this...

Me: Is that Pastor Williams?

Him: Did you get my e-mail?

Me: Yes, who is the package from?

Him: The package is from Africa

Me: But from who in Africa?

Him: The package is from Africa

Me. But who in Africa would send me a package?

Him: The Government

Me: What government?

Him: The African government

After going round in circles, with me trying to get him to answer the questions he then went on to explain that I should send him £150 as he was going back to Africa. I questioned this saying that his e-mail claimed he was going to Bangkok.

I challenged everything he said, he did not know how what to do. Eventually he gave up saying he did not know what to say. I told him did not know what to say because he had nothing to say. I told him I knew what he was doing; then he kept saying No, no, no and eventually hung up the phone.

Paul_Varjak

Attn:

I’m Diplomat Wilfred Tawiah; I have been trying to reach you on your Telephone about an hour now just to inform you about my successful Arrival in John F.Kennedy International Airport with your two boxes of Consignment worth 750 thousand Dollars which I have been instructed By ECO-WAS COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY to be delivered to you. The Airport authority demanded for all the legal back up papers to prove to them that the fund is no way related with drug nor fraud money,

I have presented the papers I handed to them and they are very much Pleased with the paper’s I presented but the only thing that is still Keeping me here is the airport delivery Tag which is not placed on the Boxes, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the Delivery tag so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my Delivery successful .I try to reason with them and they stated the Delivery tag will cost us just $ 55 Dollars only to get the two tags Placed on the boxes as that tag will enable me get to your house Successfully without any interference, they scanned the boxes and Found out that the fund is 100 % spend able and accepted by any bank In the whole world.

Please try and reach me with my international roaming number + 229 98229634 as I can not afford to spend more time here due to other Delivery I have to take care of in Bangkok. Here are the papers Backing the funds together with my ID CARD as I can accompany you to Your bank were you will deposit the fund successfully with these papers. I have i more vital paper with me but I can only present you the hard copy when I reach your house as that it’s the diplomatic rules, such as authorization to deliver.

You can direct the tag fee to our Head Office as they will get it here for you and they are entitled to receive and make any payment to foreign countries authority.

GET BACK TO ME IN MY EMAIL NOW; diplomaticagentservi@globomail.com

Receiver Anthony Udoba.
Country Benin Republic.
Amount $ 55 US Dollars
Text Question. Who is our savior?
Answer ….The Lord Jesus.
SENDER NAME
MTCN

Regard
Diplomat Wilferd

Paul_Varjak

Dear Sir

Unfortunately, I am not in the USA at the moment as I am undergoing training for the first Virgin space flight. I have to live in a sterile environment for the next thee months.

I am sorry you have had a wasted journey on this occasion. Please contact me by e-mail after learning of the successful Virgin flight.

Richard sends his kind regards as he is also flying to Bang kok on his private Virgin jet; it will be his first time.

Zooxanthelle

I'm enjoying this whole saga. I hope you get your consignment soon!!

isplumm

Haven't laughed so much for ages ....:rotfl: