Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

pottersfolly

Westin wrote: »

Oh well. Life goes on. That makes the stair lift issue disappear...

:rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl:

Money_maker

Sad as it is, forget Mother Clampett.

Had they not launched themselves on your drive then you would have been none the wiser and their mother would not have died (!).

This may be another attempt to get the price to go down - have you seen the body:rotfl:

Stand firm and do not give them another inch.

pottersfolly

Money_maker wrote: »

Sad as it is, forget Mother Clampett.

Had they not launched themselves on your drive then you would have been none the wiser and their mother would not have died (!).

This may be another attempt to get the price to go down - have you seen the body:rotfl:

Stand firm and do not give them another inch.

Have you seen the body - Laugh I nearly wet myself :rotfl: :rotfl:

Accountant_Kerry

Poor Ma Clampett, however this may be the solution to the clampett's problems IF she had good life insurance!

LittleMrsThrifty

thejonesfamily wrote: »

I am saddened to say that Mrs Mother Clampett has passed away.

A little too far...

sukimia

Oh dear Mr Jones, I fear that this is the start of more problems.

RIP mother clampett, what a shame you never got to become a bigger part of this story.

I hope all goes well with your chat tonight and you are able to give us good news.

Whatever, please keep up the good work :T I can't believe that I am so hooked on this that I am constantly checking on any 'progress' almost every hour!!!

shegar

Oh dear me.!!!!! sorry the old gel has died, but at least you wont have 2 pairs of railings on your bathroom window sill now....:D

azkaban420

Sorry to hear the latest turn of events. So the 4th has come and gone and there's been no exchange and there's been a demand for a drop in price. I get the feeling this was the plan all along (albeit without going to extreme lengths of the assassination of Mrs C senior).

Please talk to these people properly and lay down your ultimates. They either exchange tomorrow or leave lock, stock and camper-gear. Bag-for-life's and peg-bags must surely make great urn-replacements in case of emergencies...and that's not just for Mrs. C senior, it's for the urn on the micro that's an accident waiting to happen.

If anyone asks, 'I know notheeeng'.

Az

sad_dog_lady

OOPS sorry my earlier posts were definetly bad taste, have sober;d up sufficently to say how sorry i am for all involved. also mrs jones i appologise taking on columbo even for the greater good was a call to far. so funeral arrangements.... they are sure to need a permanant address for all those things and with luck exchange could be back on . at least there is no legal ramification likely now.

Whiteknight

I'm sure that this "story" has more life left in it, and that the OP can and will drag it out for a while longer - think of the possibilities!!!