Memorygirls - The Matrix Reloaded

tellmeitsfriday

I thought there were only 2 accounting jokes - and both are a little bit rude really

Staff are only liabilities because they cost money, not because they are naughty!!!

Firewalker

Memory_Girl wrote: »

My kids:eek::eek: ............................... OMG!!! are they liabilities????:rotfl:

MG

Yep - my ranked list of liabilities is the following:

1) Children
2) House
3) Car

However, I am yet to get to the fact that whilst liabilities should be seen for what they are there are necessary liabilities.

Have you calculated your net worth yet? Very useful in terms of deciding which way to go - and the categories (most of them) are on my blog.

FW

Memory_Girl

OliveOyl wrote: »

I told Popeye last week that it was actually appreciating in value while we were away as I had left it with a full tank :rotfl:

I'm thinking that my storecupboard is exactly the same - fod bought last year is actually appreciating in value

MG

Firewalker

tellmeitsfriday wrote: »

I thought there were only 2 accounting jokes - and both are a little bit rude really

Staff are only liabilities because they cost money, not because they are naughty!!!

This is probably best expressed in Marxian terms: labour is one side of the production relationship; the other is capital. In some cases labour and capital are a unity (academics, researchers, intellectuals).

Firewalker

Marru

tellmeitsfriday wrote: »

I thought there were only 2 accounting jokes - and both are a little bit rude really

Staff are only liabilities because they cost money, not because they are naughty!!!

What are the two similarities between accountants and cleaners?

1) You only notice their work if it hasn't been done

2) They both clean mess made by other people

:rotfl:

Ok getting my coat....where is that kettle...

clairewop

Well I'm dressed, kitchen and living room has been cleaned, washing on the line, now I feel absolutely awful and shaky again, and I'm back in the loo

Won't be going anywhere again today, hope it clears up soon, or I won't be able to make Ds2 rocket cake for his birthday Weds, Although I'm sure if I ask next door she will do it.

I'm the same as you MG I have a sewing machine plus a knitting machine that hasn't cost me anything they were both given to me, granted the knitting machine I have had for 17 years so needs a bit of TLC, needed new needles which cost £18 and a new needle retainer bar which cost £10, I love knitted jumpers and the boys like plain knitted cardi's, so If I can get the machine to knit again, I can save money on our woollens, plus maybe knit some stuff to sell.

OliveOyl_2

Marru, I'm sending you positive vibes re your housing decisions.

thriftyscotslass

Wowzee - it is great to see this thread so full of life again :j:j:j.

Agree with kids being liabilities - just about to head into town with dd to buy knickers, shoes and chicken fillets for her prom :rotfl:.

clairewop

Aww well post has been , No knitting machine needles.

Marru

Oh well, the cottage was gone. Went to see another place but it just didn't feel right. Will contact my present agency tomorrow morning to sort out the contract to continue here. We are staying put.