Roaming gang of Lithuanian squatters snatching our homes!

mostlycheerful

“Surely most criminals in the UK are British so where would you deport them to?!?”

To China, India and Africa, of course, where it costs ten pence a day instead of the, what, £30k a year that taxpayers are currently stumping up per head of evil scum thug. And they can all break rocks in the hot sun and be thrashed by thug guards and thug prisoners on a daily basis, that’ll soon learn’em some manners and make them very much not want to go back to nick, unlike the current situation in which hundreds of thousands of savages have no fear of nick at all and sit around taking drugs and watching telly all day while they’re inside! Yes, it’s punishment but it’s so soft and the sentences are nearly always so short that it’s little or no deterrent and most convicted crims are bang at it again the day they get out. Almost total failure, no rehabilitation, no deterent hence massive crime problem everywhere all the time.

Actually if you look at the race crime figures you’ll find that a certain type are responsible for 80% of the mugging and on average do 5 to 20 times as much crime as other sorts. Regarding home grown subhuman savages I’d stick corks in all the women and cut off all the men’s knackers and wear them round my neck in an enormous necklace. And I’d declare half of London as biohazard zones and put big walls up around them, I’d send all the thugs away to any country that will imprison them dirt cheap, I’d only allow foreigners to stay if they’re crime free and not on the dole and if their home countries won’t take them back and if China and Africa won’t take them I’d chuck’em all in the sea or have them all minced up for dog food.

I’d also have relationship and marriage classes taught to all teenagers in school and I’d require all people to take a competence and fitness and financial test before being allowed to have kids. You have to pass a driving test before you’re let loose on the roads but currently millions of grossly unfit people produce millions of grossly unfit kids and the cycle keeps repeating and taxpayers have to pay for a lot of it and decent citizens are being attacked, mugged, burgled and defrauded at will by hordes of backward unevolved barbarian knuckle draggers. I’d have all kids at school taught to do buying and selling on ebay, amazon, loot, car boot sales and market stalls so that they’ve all got a chance of earning some money instead of millions of them having to go on the dole and or turn to crime as is currently the case.

And I’d put about 80% of all politicians for the last 50 years in the stocks that I’d set up in every high street and I’d have them on show every Saturday from midday to midnight with rotting fruit being thrown at them – but no rocks (as were thrown in times gone past) as actually we want them still alive for next week’s show.

What else would I do? Hmm, that’ll do for starters. I’ll probably think of some more in a min, watch this space…

DM worker? Er, no, they just happen to have the most stories about outrageous squatting by foreigners in UK.

mellymeep

pararct wrote: »

Not only the Mail the story is in the Sun

The Express

and on This is London. It will be in other places too but I couldn't be bothered to look any further.

The Mail may not be everyone's cup of tea but the stories they report generally have a ring of truth behind them.

All they are generally guilty of is using language in reporting them that panders to the hang em and flog em brigade.....

As if you think The Sun or The Express are any more of a reliable source than The Mail.

googler

mostlycheerful wrote: »

I’d rebuild Hadrian’s Wall about half a mile high and banish all the homunculi to the Scottish wastelands,

'scuse me, why do you have send them to us?

Especially when, considering the subject of this thread, Scotland actually has some laws to prevent honest folks' houses being taken over by unwanted visitors..............

pimento

All I can say is the Lithuanians must be really desperate to want to live in Dagenham.

Trollfever

I liked this:

Today I got rid of Squatters from my London Flat!!!

http://propertytribes.ning.com/profiles/blogs/today-i-got-rid-of-squatters

mostlycheerful

Sorry, Googler, and anyone else who read that, I was typing too quickly without thinking it through properly, sorry about that, yes, that was a dumb thing to say, so I've deleted it.

Yes, Scotland doesn’t support home invasion and burglary masquerading as squatting, on the contrary in this respect Scotland is civilised and England and Wales aren’t. In Scotland a man and woman’s home is their castle, in England and Wales it’s just an open door for robbers and thugs.

PasturesNew

New business opportunity - house sitting, by the hour. While you're out I'll "babysit" your house to make sure the Lithuanians don't get in. Minimum booking 2 hours.

It's just not happening Round My Way or I'd offer it.

googler

mostlycheerful wrote: »

Googler : 'scuse me, why do you have send them to us?

Er, cos you’ve got loads of space, loads of mountains and wilderness...

So has Wales. and Ireland.

mrcol1000

amcluesent wrote: »

A gang of Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's homes and changing the locks while they are out.

George Pope, 72, took his dogs for a walk and returned to find a family had moved in and changed the locks.

This story isn't quite as simple as that. He went away for a few days and a rouge estate agent rented the house to some Eastern Europeans who didn't know the house wasn't to rent. They paid a few months rent in advance and were a bit miffed when someone started banging on the door saying it was his house. Also its not like Eastern Europeans are hiding in people's gardens waiting for them to go and get a newspaper so they can dash in and take possession of the house in the 5 mins they are away.
While its still wrong the "squatters" were conned and you can understand why they might not want to leave a house they thought they had legally rented in a forgien land.

KiKi

Trollfever wrote: »

I liked this:

Today I got rid of Squatters from my London Flat!!!

http://propertytribes.ning.com/profiles/blogs/today-i-got-rid-of-squatters

That's fantastic!

KiKi