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Ford Focus 1.6 - 145 mph!!!!!

andygb
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Whilst walking around our local "Chav haven" this lunchtime, I fear that I may have overheard a relation of one of the posters on here.

A couple of young gentlemen (?) were walking behind me, and one said to the other, in a rather splendid Estuarine dialect:
"I woz bommin' daan the mo'way last night, an' I got it up to 145 in 6th wiv the cruise control on. It woz well mental"
"Not the Focus"
"Yeah man, the 1.6, wiv a ST exhaust on it"

So from this, all I can surmise, is that all you need to go 30 mph faster is a sports exhaust, preferably one which has not been designed for your car.
As soon as I get the word on the street, on how to modify a 2.5 Mondeo, so that it will do 170 mph, I shall report back.
In the words of Ali G - "Keep it real" :D
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  • benham3160
    benham3160 Posts: 735 Forumite
    Cries laughing.........

    Funny story, and the second part.........

    Has to be an automatic though, one of those wonder Ford autoboxes that NEVER break.... ever....

    Regards,
    Andy
  • mcjordi
    mcjordi Posts: 4,238 Forumite
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    andygb wrote: »
    Whilst walking around our local "Chav haven" this lunchtime, I fear that I may have overheard a relation of one of the posters on here.

    A couple of young gentlemen (?) were walking behind me, and one said to the other, in a rather splendid Estuarine dialect:
    "I woz bommin' daan the mo'way last night, an' I got it up to 145 in 6th wiv the cruise control on. It woz well mental"
    "Not the Focus"
    "Yeah man, the 1.6, wiv a ST exhaust on it"

    So from this, all I can surmise, is that all you need to go 30 mph faster is a sports exhaust, preferably one which has not been designed for your car.
    As soon as I get the word on the street, on how to modify a 2.5 Mondeo, so that it will do 170 mph, I shall report back.
    In the words of Ali G - "Keep it real" :D

    ask sassy-one he/she seems to know it all about the mondeo 2.5 v6 :D:D
    Sealed pot challenger # 10
    1v100 £15/300
  • vikingaero
    vikingaero Posts: 10,920 Forumite
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    Some cars have standard speedometers that cater for all models in the range. Generally the older the car the less accurate the speedo reading. For instance I had a Golf GTi about 20 years ago. Top speed was 119 mph and I got a reading of 140 on a downhill stretch of an autobahn.
    The man without a signature.
  • If I was there I would of turned round, and say that unlike the lies about his Focus, my Focus will actually go 145 mph, lol.

    Wonder what his face would of been like.
  • Tigsteroonie
    Tigsteroonie Posts: 24,954 Forumite
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    I've got a Focus 1.6, what modifucations do I need to get it up to 145mph? :D

    Other than a lobotomy .............
    :heartpuls Mrs Marleyboy :heartpuls

    MSE: many of the benefits of a helpful family, without disadvantages like having to compete for the tv remote

    :) Proud Parents to an Aut-some son :)
  • I've got a Focus 1.6, what modifucations do I need to get it up to 145mph? :D

    Other than a lobotomy .............

    Warp Drive and plenty of Dilithium Crystals.
  • Gordon_Hose
    Gordon_Hose Posts: 6,259 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    145mph in a 1.6 Focus...

    :think:
  • Gordon_Hose
    Gordon_Hose Posts: 6,259 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    Warp Drive and plenty of Dilithium Crystals.

    Crystal Meth, maybe...
  • Tigsteroonie
    Tigsteroonie Posts: 24,954 Forumite
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    Warp Drive and plenty of Dilithium Crystals.
    "The engine cannae take any more!" :D
    :heartpuls Mrs Marleyboy :heartpuls

    MSE: many of the benefits of a helpful family, without disadvantages like having to compete for the tv remote

    :) Proud Parents to an Aut-some son :)
  • skiddlydiddly
    skiddlydiddly Posts: 1,005 Forumite
    A cliff should see you at 145mph
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