Pregnancy's Best Kept Secrets

loopy_lass

er.... let me take a moment to think..... er NOPE its not a designer told ya google TVT and you will see. :j

I can see this thread going horribly wrong from here on in... hands up who started this topic .... Gawd, i do hope martin isnt reading it....


WASNT ME!!!! WASNT ME!!!!
loops

ooobedoo

When I actually watched the programme, it was fantastic for doing the old pelvic floor muscles. Just watching the doctor poke about saying 'it really shouldn't do this' was fanny and butt clenching-and not in a good way!!!!

loopy_lass

ooobedoo wrote:

When I actually watched the programme, it was fantastic for doing the old pelvic floor muscles. Just watching the doctor poke about saying 'it really shouldn't do this' was fanny and butt clenching-and not in a good way!!!!

OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh my ears Ooobedoo ....... my ears... wot words am i hearing here.... lol funny tho

loops

viccig

No-one told me that I would be sitting on one bum cheek for a fortnight. Oh and grazes make it feel like your pi**ing glass shards!!

ooobedoo

Sorry Loopy......:o

Hope I didn't offend.

loopy_lass

pmfsl nahhhh not offended ooobedoo... hanging by a thread, hanging by a thread .. cant beleive you would put such a word like PELVIC on such a site .... lol pmsl


hope martin isnt reading this thread... least he wont understand a lot of it tho .... ;-)


loops

ooobedoo

hahahaha, would laugh but baby is laying on my bladder and I am liable to burst, going to bed soon and far to lazy to get up and pee.

They also didn't tell you about that in the books.......

loopy_lass

i use to hate the bit when u needed to pee and the baby kicks out at ur bladder and .... OOOPSSS and one wet mess later..... or mine use to know that i had just eaten and give a little kick or punch under my stomach... hence lunch or dinner made a reappearance... (sorry folks) and when i use to lay on my side and then move to my back the baby use to do sommersaults and my whole stomach use to change position. Or you would be sat there with a little foot or arm shape prodruding out of your skin on your stomach... i use to push the little thing back and blow me down if she didnt shove another part out.. shudda know she was gonna be trouble even then!

loops

ooobedoo

I have never had the limb thing but my husband put a really cold can of beer on my stomach when I was pregnant with DS, he kicked if off, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.......

ooobedoo

I tried to send you back a PM but your box is full