Weekly Flylady Thread 24th May 2010

huston_kw

Penelope_Penguin wrote: »

Joke about the nun and the blind man. Highlight below to reveal. Don;t reveal if you're easily shocked, or are offended by jokes about nuns

A nun is in the bath, and there's a knock on the door. "Go away" shouts she "I'm completely naked".

"It's OK, he replies, I'm the blind man".

Nun thinks, can't be so bad - he's blind so will not see my state of undress. "OK, come in, the door's open" she calls.

Man comes in and she carries on washing. As he leaves, he says "I've fitted the blinds, and BTW, nice ****"

Made me laugh my socks off - cheers - exactly what I needed to get me in good spirits!

Tuesday ~ Kitchen, Utility and Dining areas
Sweep and mop floors
Extras

1. Clean out pongy pets
2. Wipe doors.. inside and out

Wednesday - master bedroom and landing
Vacuum the floors.. and the mattress before remaking the bed
Level Three
Check those smoke alarms!
Extras

1. 15 minutes filing

Thursday - Bathroom and Study
Declutter the floors
Empty and wash out bins
Clean any windows
Clean the bath, sinks, toilets, showers.. shine the taps!
Vacuum/mop floors
Declutter the pc desk
Wipe the keyboard, mouse, sockets, switches and telephone
HHI
Clean under any furniture you can move but don't usually bother moving
Extras

1. Delete 10 dead links out of your favourites
2. Do at least 15 minutes of filing
3. Grab a cuppa.. and if it is nice.. go sit outside for a bit an enjoy life!! If not you can sit here and talk to me!!
4. Scrub down the tiles

Todays List
Bottle up wines & set kits away (also do beer)
hoover the house


Right going to have a cuppa, sit outside (yep pigpen it's nice here in the North) got WL1 on so will do some potting on of my plants - kids are at breakfast club, so after my cuppa I will start with my lemon grass then herbs so HHG is in order for me at 9.


Hope you all have a good day....... see ya later!


Happy Birthday to ... oh who was it again (I must start multi-quoting)... well he's a cake for the birthday flyers today

:bdaycake:

carol22_2

If it's done, it's deleted


Monday ~ Living Room, Hall and Stairs

Tuesday ~ Kitchen, Utility and Dining areas

Wednesday - master bedroom and landing
Level One
Strip and wash the bedding - Saturday Morning

Thursday - Bathroom and Study

Level One
Level Two
Clean the bath, sinks, toilets, showers.. shine the taps!
Level Three
Extras
Do at least 15 minutes of packing
Scrub down the tiles

Plus
Buy string and extra vacuum pack bags
Make leaving cards for girls
Cinema revision
Cupcakes?

gunsandbanjos

Monday ~ Living Room, Hall and Stairs
Level 1
Wipe over sticky sofas.
Level 2

Clean mirrors and other glass things that are meant to be shiny!
Level 3
Vacuum under furniture you can manage to move without hurting yourself


Extras

1. Clean a window or two.

Tuesday ~ Kitchen, Utility and Dining areas
Level One
Sweep and mop floors
Level Two
Level Three
Wash windows.. and dust blinds/wash curtains
Clear and wipe out the oven

Extras

1. Muck out a sticky cupboard
2. Wipe doors.. inside and out

Wednesday - master bedroom and landing
Level One

Level Two
Wash the windows
Vacuum the mattress before remaking the bed
Level Three

Extras

1. HHI
2. 15 minutes filing
3. fill a binbag of stuff for charity shop!!

Thursday - Bathroom and Study
Level One
Empty and wash out bins
Level Two
Clean the bath, sinks, toilets, showers.. shine the taps!
Vacuum/mop floors
Level Three
Wipe the keyboard, mouse, sockets, switches and telephone
HHI
Clean under any furniture you can move but don't usually bother moving

Extras

1. Delete 10 dead links out of your favourites
2. Do at least 15 minutes of filing
3. Scrub down the tiles

Morning, hope everyone is well:A

Happy Birthday mummyyof5 and mumofjusttwo, hope you both have a lovely day.

Eek, Greenbee, what a lovely awkward situation you have:eek: Good luck sorting that out:p

Just going to forage for some food then get cracking on the list. IF it aint on the list, its done:D

vanilla

PenPen :rotfl:

I've one FIL told me yesterday.
A man dislocated his shoulder and had to go to hospital, when he got there they had to put his shoulder back into place.

As the man lay in his hospital bed, whining and crying about the pain a nurse walked past, she said to him '' what the heck are you whining for, the poor woman up stairs has more to whine about she's just delieveried twins and she's not whining half as much as you''. The man looked at the nurse and replied 'well you go up there and put the twins back in again.

Right cuppa and then i'll make a start.

greenbee

Penelope_Penguin wrote: »

Oh, are you not even a teeeeensy bit in love back

Possibly, but I always find it a little difficult to work out in the early stages... because the attention is always flattering. I like him very much as a friend, and we have to work together. And there is quite a lot of baggage to deal with too...

Penelope_Penguin wrote: »

Happy birthday to both the Mummies Have a cake to share - can anyone tell me why there's a man in a straight jacket in this pic *shruggy man smilie*

ALL chefs wear straight jackets like that... as they're all completely mad I have one myself somewhere

gunsandbanjos wrote: »

Eek, Greenbee, what a lovely awkward situation you have:eek: Good luck sorting that out:p

Thanks... need to work out how to sort it out with minimum damage. And for once I don't think I'm the one likely to get hurt

Looks like we walked about 14 miles yesterday though, so some good did come of it!

kezlou

Morning went to post earlier but i was so much pain had to leave it.

The swelling is going down whoo hooo!
the blisters are reducing abut my is soo itchy and painful its unreal.
Had a meeting with the ed phsy yesterday, except all the painkillers kicked in at once and i couldn't function properly.
DS2 is not making as much progress as we want im to. He's refusing to count to ten at school or concentrate on his work. I actually pointed that at home he's fine,he can counts to 48 easily with his bricks. Reads fine, uses his flashcards etc Its mainly at school where his problems are. Yesterday they were on about sending him to an infant assessment class (IAC)which we (me and OH) don't want him to go to. We think its better for him to stay in mainstream school rather than a "special school", that's they words not ours we use the term IAC.
So me and OH had to sit down and have a massive chat with him about his behaviour. DS2 shows signs that's he's on the autistic spectrum and being a slow developer.

Sorry for the rant peeps

pen pen :rotfl:
vanila haha
toots hope your feeling better today:)
happy birthday to the mums and serena.

so hugs to those that need/want them!

Tuesday ~ Kitchen, Utility and Dining areas
Scrub out the fridge
Level Three
Clear and wipe out the oven and hob
Wednesday - master bedroom and landing
Level One
clear the floordrobe
Level Two
Wash the windows
Vacuum the floors.
Level Three
Dust and deweb
Wipe any grotty paintwork and furniture
Extras

1. Binbag dance
2. HHI
3. 15 minutes filing
4. fill a binbag of stuff for charity shop!!

Thursday - Bathroom and Study
Level One
Clean any windows
Level Two
Clean the bath, sinks, toilets, showers.. shine the taps!
Vacuum/mop floors
Level Three
Wipe the keyboard, mouse, sockets, switches and telephone
HHI
Clean under any furniture you can move but don't usually bother moving
Extras

1. Do at least 15 minutes of filing
2. Grab a cuppa.. and if it is nice.. go sit outside for a bit an enjoy life!! If not you can sit here and talk to me!!
3. Scrub down the tiles

Extras
put cheque in bank
send NCB off for car insurance
phone barclays card
hang washing out
bring dry in and dump on respective beds

right going to check ebay and put some stuff in the recycling. x

gunsandbanjos

Going for a HHC now if anyone wants to join me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boddy

Morning all.

I was so tired last night. I slept for about 10 hours and feel much better. Meeting up with DD this morning to have lunch and go shopping. Dailies are done though. Will tackle bathroom list this afternoon.

Toots Mega Hugs. Take care.

mummyof5 and mumofjusttwo Happy Birthday! :bdaycake::bdaycake:

Hugs for everyone specially Toots, Lady L and Diva.

huston_kw

gunsandbanjos wrote: »

Going for a HHC now if anyone wants to join me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll join you but mines another HHG, it's glorious here.

Just spent an hour planting on my lemon grass, herbs & flowers.

So a bit late but I'll be out there until nearly 11 (arhh school runs) can't wait until he's in school as each run takes 1 hour, but it's good exercise!

right I think another cuppas in order (pigpen do I get extra credits as I've done the extras more than once:D)

off I go then..................

grumswifie

Morning all!
Can I ask all you knowledgeable flyladies how I clean behind radiators? Do I need a long skinny brush? There is loads of manky dust stuck ont he top of them under the grill bit and I can't get it off to get in about!
Any/all advice would be much appreciated!
Thanks guys