I'm fat, my daughter has nits and I've ran out of money.

Triker

Chrismojam wrote:

I think we are related!!..............sadly...I think being laid back loses out to being a lazy !!!!!! (me!:D )...

I too am sat here thinking what the effing hell has the hairdresser done to me..........sadly what I asked her to???...........seemed a good idea at the time:p the next time I think a fringe is a good idea.............someone give me a good kicking!!!..hair has looked absolutely fine the past 2 days......back to work today....kinky:o ...(and not in a good way!).....lanky.......drab.....it will look better tomorrow......I may be an hour ..or so:p late.........but I don't care:p

Seperated at birth me and you, I tell ya, or we have the same hairdresser, I cannot possible divulge how much money changed hands for my barnet but it won't be happening again.

Maybe its a hair connected to debt thing is happening, for indeed ( sorry slippling into Shakespearian english for some unknown reason, forsooth) my hair too is lank and seperating itself into 3 measley strands, and there's not much of it..............or rather it's like how much money I spend compared to how much I've actually got, in my head my hair looks like Cindy Crawfords but reality shows Fred Elliot (fat, bald, bloke from Coronation Street for those not in the know). See ya and ta for your funny post.

kay74

Just to make you smile - i think you need a laugh. in my prev teaching post I had to go on home visits, in one house I was bitten to bleeding by fleas and caught nits from the child I was working with. Unfortunately later events led to the family goign to court - with me having to stand up in from of the judge and jury and show my pictures of my beautiful flea bitten legs and my nit ridden hair. Nice! Should have seen everyone move away when I sat back down!
Now have hair tied up (and use Aussie Rescue Remedy leave in conditioner) - and when going to home visits wear trousers and boots. Agree with the others tho - the minute I think one of my pupils have nits I send the letter home to all the parents telling them to check their child's hair. Let the school do some of the work cos it is always the responsible parents that end up having to keep treating their chidlren while the ones that keep reinfecting them just keep scratching
Good luck to you - you're doing a good job.
K

Chrismojam

kay74 wrote:

................. Should have seen everyone move away when I sat back down!...............

He he...strange how I physically moved away from my pc whilst reading this post:p ....I used to think I'd like to be a teacher.....I haven't the temptent though:p

carolbee

hands up who has been scratching since this thread started

I have for a start (breaks off to scratch!)

I must be very impressionable I think

kay74

Chrismojam wrote:

He he...strange how I physically moved away from my pc whilst reading this post:p ....I used to think I'd like to be a teacher.....I haven't the temptent though:p

hee hee! and that's not even my worst story!:rotfl:

ZTD

Chrismojam wrote:

Now come on ZTD!! You know this is the 'knarked' you posting...ignore....

Narked? Nay, nay and thrice nay! This is the "helping people do what they ask for" me.

The narked me had these in the mix.

Along with a tunnelling electron microscope.

Chrismojam wrote:

I tend to miss blatently offensive remarks afterall...they could just be 'being funny!':D

Some people are being funny, and some people are being humourous. I just hope that somebody had a secret smile at it.

Triker

kay74 wrote:

Just to make you smile - i think you need a laugh. in my prev teaching post I had to go on home visits, in one house I was bitten to bleeding by fleas and caught nits from the child I was working with. Unfortunately later events led to the family goign to court - with me having to stand up in from of the judge and jury and show my pictures of my beautiful flea bitten legs and my nit ridden hair. Nice! Should have seen everyone move away when I sat back down!
Now have hair tied up (and use Aussie Rescue Remedy leave in conditioner) - and when going to home visits wear trousers and boots. Agree with the others tho - the minute I think one of my pupils have nits I send the letter home to all the parents telling them to check their child's hair. Let the school do some of the work cos it is always the responsible parents that end up having to keep treating their chidlren while the ones that keep reinfecting them just keep scratching
Good luck to you - you're doing a good job.
K

I hope you got danger money in that job and I bet that wasn't on your job description, lol.

Triker

ZTD,

RE "The narked me had these in the mix."

mmmmmm I worry about you or rather those that nark you, lol

Sorry cannot get smilies now but can get gaps in my postings which is a start I 'spose. Waving.

kay74

nope! neither were fathers wearing only boxer shorts inviting me in (having sent their chidlren on crutches and in full body plastercasts out to the shops), having to 'find' chidlren whose parents thought the teachers time was well spent joining in family hide and seek or being given poo presents (yes close your eyes and I'll give you a present - that was a quick lesson). But nits is not good - must laugh else will cry...bothers back to school on Thursday!

amosworks

ZTD wrote:

The thyroid is a gland located below the voice box, and to either side of the windpipe. Any damage to it will obviously lead to a reduction in its effectiveness. You can reduce it's effectiveness by the use of a DIY power drill. The best drill bit to use is of course a wood bit as they have wide flutes to avoid fouling. Accuracy is important, and if you have problems using a mirror, then you may wish to ask a friend to help - which would be free and hence very DFW.
Given your obvious charm and friendliness, I would imagine people would be lining up to help you.
HTH

Well obviously I won't be taking directions from you because when you had the surgery done they seemed to have missed your throat. For some sad reason you're still breathing