MSE Parents Club Part 12

My_Fathers_Daughter

Buttonmoons wrote: »

:rotfl: at tampons to keep your eyes clean MFD.

Keira knows what tampons are. She knows that mummys sometimes get blood out of their foofs and that's to stop it going on your pants.

Am I bad for letting her know and see these things? I have no privacy in this house, so I might aswell explain it to her! I remember when she was about 2, she took one out the bathroom and came into the living room and was trying to poke it up her bum.....dearie me.....

LOL - I would have hoped that at 10 he is aware of periods - I was 9 when I started mine!! If he was a girl he would definitely be needing a 'talk' from his mother. He could have been being diplomatic!

As long as you aren't going into masses of detail I don't see the harm in telling her!

jillie1974

we never get our P60 till the end of may. post just been and no renewal pack

tiamai_d

We had our TC form the other day, but DH has lost his P60. ETA, maybe he hasn't had it yet, I don't remember seeing it!

Ebay listing done for the day. Better clean up the car seat and walker and get them photographed.

SugarSpun

Right, eight items off my revised to-do list, which puts me neatly back where I started the day before Husband offended my round-number sensibilities...

I got an official notification that I've been added to the electoral roll yesterday - two weeks after my ballot paper and postal vote forms turned up!

3onitsway

tiamai_d wrote: »

It's a peepee in this house till your 5, then it's a penis. And when your 8 its a willy to you and your mates but you don't let mum know.

And also slugs are the peepee's of little boys who pulled at them too much and they fell off (ok, not even Chris believes this, but I have to say something!).

When L was born my friend had a 3yo boy who always had his hand down his pants (it still is now he's 13!). He was asking questions about where L's widgey was when I changed her nappy. I told him it had fell off because she messed with it too much. :rotfl:

My_Fathers_Daughter wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I keep my tampons in a little leather case in the bathroom. A few months ago I had left it by the side of the sink (not thinking!) and DSS had a look inside. Then he asked hubby what they were. Hubby said 'oh they are MFDs, like cotton wool things' and DSS said 'oh - it is because she wears contact lenses, she needs them to keep her eyes nice and clean' so Hubby said 'yes son, that's right' :rotfl::rotfl:

He is 10!

A while ago my sister babysat for me. L got a nosebleed and Amy got her a special nose bleed plug out of the bathroom! :rotfl:

I think I prefer widgey or tinkle - I don't like the P word, it makes me feel a little bit sick.


I've finished painting J's bedroom, just waiting for it to dry so I can put the curtains up and put everything back in its place.

I need V to have a sleep now as I deserately need a shower. I've got paint in my hair.

She's still doing lots of 'no' head shaking, but I don't think she knows what it means. She was just pointing at her dummy, so I passed it to her saying 'do you want dummy?', she shook for no but took it anyway.

BrunoM

Well it seems that many ladies have an uncomfortable response to the p-word, maybe that accounts for some of my experiences in my formative years

I will probably stick with it though. But I dunno, food for thought

Jakesmummy

we use winky for jakes doo-dahs lol!! i dont think we've ever used the p word lol! he did used to always ask where jasmines winky was and he used to be abit scared when i was changing her nappy he'd run away and not want to see lol!!

jake calls sanitary towels 'mummys nappies'!! v embarassing in asda when he's shouting asking if i need any nappys pointing at the always lol!!

I sent off my tax credit renewal a few weeks ago, my payments havent changed or anything yet and havent got anything back, i hope its not got lost!

aless02

my, you all were chatty this morning!

And OF COURSE the 1 morning out of about 200 that I am not home, we get not 1 but 2 red cards...grr, Finn's passport and my bridesmaid dress from the States!!! Seriously annoyed as the sorting office is a million miles away, so DH has to collect and he's not off again until Tuesday. *whinge whinge*

Finn was pretty good swimming...don't know why he's been getting so whiney lately - he used to love it and now he just looks miserable. Am hoping it's just a phase and the more I take him the more he'll overcome that. I hate how the lifeguards just look at us funny - I mean loads of people take their baby swimming, guess just not in south London?

csh, :rotfl:

The penis discussion is interesting...hadn't really thought of it, but DH refers to it (when talking to Finn, not to me! ) as a willy so that's prolly what it will become. Like the idea of it becoming the proper word once they hit 5 or something...

No TC form here yet either...

Glamazon

Jillie - sorry if my post has made you worry. Maybe they just say whatever is not going to make you worry! lol.

Now, there's a conversation for a Thursday morning!
OH says c0ck which I HATE!!! :mad: It will be winkie til he gets older - at shower time he has a winkie wash so must be getting used to the word now!
He's ended up having 3 showers in the last 3 days - normally every couple of days. Cos he's poo'd loads and it's easier to shower him than use a trillion wipes!

CSH - I agree about boys clothing! I have a lovely checked shirt which J wears with either his trendy GAP jeans or a trendy brown pair of cargos he has and to me that is smart casual.

My Dad isn't coming til 8pm tonight! :mad: He is helping his new girlfriend move house and she's a right chav so he's spending the afternoon cleaning her carpets so she gets her bond back. She has 2 young kids so I'm really surprised he's with her cos he always syas he's done his time. So I told him to go straight to his Travelodge and come here in the morning and we'll spend tomorrow together instead. Trip to IKEA I think

Buttonmoons

I just think Penis sounds so technical. Something the doctor would say and not a child, and I've never heard an adult refer to it like that either.

"I caught my penis in my zipper" I think I'd :rotfl: I am childish though!